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I do not trust -- nor do I even deal with -- people who do not like butterflies or chocolate. Period

About Me



What Your Underwear Says About You
It's important that your underwear not offend anyone -- in case you get in a car accident.
You're comfortable in your own skin and don't care to impress anyone. The Underwear Oracle

You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Interests



Moisturizing creams; soft, moist kisses; invigorating shampoos & bodywashes; the Mocha Frap from Starbucks; small blue flowers; the way a certain tall, pale, long-limbed man looks when he's naked; fingerpuppets; collard greens; LeSportsac; freshly-laundered, warm towels; long, slow screws; eating soup; wasting away the hours online; wasting away the hours offline; recycling; Marimekko; cool, refreshing drinks of water; shopping at Target & IKEA; things with dots; chorizo; waffle-knit clothing; Crocs; arty things made with little skeletons; interesting human noses; Bombay Sapphire Gin; fabulous patterned pillowcases; novelty socks; various cheeses; Scottish speech patterns; plum wine; Piesporter Riesling; cracking my knuckles & my neck; olives; small, shiny objects & baubles; sleeping uninterrupted for many hours; patchouli; well-designed storage containers; bowls; staring into space while doing absolutely nothing; Pop Art & Op Art; scarves; chocolate & chocolate milk; peanuts & peanut butter; crossword puzzles; WeenerWare!

I'd like to meet:

The person who's gonna give me a big barrel of US Legal Tender -- large bills only -- NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
And: Pepe!
Plus, I have to thank Bianca for giving me a glimpse of the most perfect froggy (next to Kermie, of course).

Music:


I listen to a wide variety but draw the line at rap, hip-hop, gospel, polka, & mariachi "music."

Movies:


Cactus Flower; Next Stop Wonderland; Miller's Crossing; Raising Arizona; The Lion In Winter; Harold & Maude; Amelie; House Calls; A New Leaf; The Royal Tenenbaums; Hopscotch; Hoffman; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Run Lola Run; Big Fish; Rushmore; Best In Show; Jackie Brown; The Nomi Song; Me And You And Everyone We Know; So I Married An Axe Murderer; Ghost World; Edward Scissorhands; Chocolat; Breakfast At Tiffany's; Paper Moon; Oscar & Lucinda; Highway 61; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; The Sweet Hereafter.

Television:

I like it. And I'm not ashamed that I do. It fills the hours when I can't think of anything else I'd rather be doing. And it's there when I can't sleep and don't have the concentration to read.

Books:


Two of my all-time faves are "Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit" by Jeanette Winterson, & "Heartburn" by Nora Ephron (skip the movie!).
I highly recommend Edward Gorey...but not to everyone.
Whether u are White or not, check out Martin Mull & Alan Rucker's "The History of White People in America" & its sequel "A Paler Shade of White." If you're White, you'll be nodding your head quite a bit; and if you're not White, those slim volumes will confirm for u a lot of what u already suspected.
Finally, if u haven't read anything by David Sedaris, u really should -- what are u waiting for???

Heroes:


Anyone who can reach the top shelf in my closet & fetch for me the shoes I've chosen to wear so I don't have to stand on a chair & grab them myself.
The person who one day develops a cure for earwax.

My Blog

The Sunday 30.

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?Friday morning. 2. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?Sleeping. 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?Browsing eBay. 4. What are you wearing r...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

Steal this survey.

1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:A poppin' LeSportsac purse or tote; a black beret that really is French-made; black Beach Crocs; glasses plus RayBans for sunny days; a ...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:48:00 PST

R.I.P.

God rest ye, light gray cotton bra. U will be missed. The bf never liked u, but that's because he never understood u. His loss. Now mine.U were not my all-time favorite. Nor were u in the top ten. But...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

Gimme a T! Gimme an E! Gimme an N!

Well, it's been a while since I last did this. My life is plainly not exciting enough to write a Happy Ten on a weekly basis. Again, here are the positives that spring to mind since my last crack at t...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

The Tuesday 68.

1. Where were you this morning at 6:30am?In bed, asleep.2. How do you react to spiders?Not well. Not well at all. I hate spiders. All spiders must die. Ditto scorpions. ::Shudder::3. If someone were t...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:29:00 PST

The Wednesday 36.

1. Ever played with Barbie dolls?Yup. I had one. Flat-chested Skipper too.2. Who do people say you look like?Janeane Garofalo. Go figure.3. Are u a lover or a fighter?I'm more of a napper.4. Are you a...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:03:00 PST

Someone fetch me a saucer of milk!

Okay, maybe it's just that I'm ticked at having yet another cold. (No, Sweetknees, I did not pick up this one from u. I have a virus to call my own.) Maybe it's just that I can only breathe out of my ...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

While I endure the Crest Whitestrips........

1. Are you smiling?No. Not even slightly. I have a headache. I'm on the rag. I've just started a 14-day teeth-whitening program at the urging of my dentist (and 2 of her staff members). It seems my ye...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:20:00 PST

I'm just sayin'...........

Yummy Thai food followed by silliness & nookie followed by snacks & Star Trek on DVD is quite possibly the best way to spend a Wednesday evening. I'm just sayin'...........Yawning now. 'Night....
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

SEX!

Hi. Again I used a provocative title to draw yooz in so I can give yooz another rundown of the Happy Ten. This list covers whatever the hell the timespan is since I last wrote one of these. 1.) I had ...
Posted by SpaceBoobs on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST