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Vally Val

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

About Me

I do not suffer fools gladly.

I do not respond well to challenges, tests or attempts to impress or shock.

Give me a theme and I'll run with it until you're sick of it.

I like wearing my overalls. Alot.

I am very serious when it comes to doing laundry.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Aliteration
Beverages
Crossword Puzzles
Diseases
Explanations
Filing
Geography
Holga photography
Instant gratification
Jars
Kitties
Lists
Maps
Napping
Outcasts
Pajamas
Quandries
Ranting
Sorting
Toilets
Urban blight
Vengeance
Wandering
Xrays
Yahtzee
Zig-zagging

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet someone who can grant me superpowers.

"What superpower?", you ask. I want the ability to smack someone upside the head OR kick them in the ass via telepathy. Where said offender will feel the stinging smack of my righteous fury will depend on how much they have annoyed me and whether or not they are sitting down.

Music:

Check out La Fraction (see song playing for link), they do the French proud.

Movies:

The Ellie Maybe epic,
BEER CHICKEN

Television:

These days, I'd rather do a cross-word puzzle.

Books:

Currently reading Re-Making Love: The Feminization of Sex

Heroes:

My Dad

My step-Mom

Yoko Ono

Beth Ditto

My Blog

run run run

Go to this show, its going to rule. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------ALL A...
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

made me what I am today

Yeah, I know I say this all the time but I have the best friends in the world.  I love you all. Oh yeah, and none of you are allowed to die.  Ever.  Got it?
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST

I'll put a tag on your ear

These are the rules, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog about 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end you need to choose  6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don...
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:26:00 PST

I said oh yeah

Craziness and drama are swirling all about me but I've (thus far-knock on wood) been able to somehow avoid the shit storm pummeling on so many of my friends.  I must have one hell of an umbrella.
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:54:00 PST

but you'll never do it babe

Its 5:37 pm, why is the phone at work ringing?   Really now.
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:39:00 PST

take two

Courtesy of Free Will Astrology: Have you ever wondered about the X-ray glasses advertised in comic books and sold by mail? They allegedly allow you to see through people's clothes, maybe even through...
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Wed, 10 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

I'll climb that hill in my own way

Hazzah, the week is going quickly and I've actually been getting stuff done AND getting sleep!  Now how on earth did that happen?  Yeah, there were some bloopers: dying my hair Champagne Bl...
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:33:00 PST

everything starts at the seam

Things change, people change, loyalties change, feelings change, situations change and most of the time there is not a thing that can be done to prevent it.  No point in dwelling on what might've...
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

the hardest part

Wonderful quote courtesy of Yoko Ono: I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I wo...
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:34:00 PST

two heads

Yay!  I'm going to have a roommate! Looking forward to some well deserved home spa time this weekend: salt scrub, facial steam, pedicure, milk bath, etc--the whole nine yards.  I am also se...
Posted by Lily of the Valley on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:49:00 PST