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GRETSCH

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About Me

My name is GRETSCH.
I'm a Chihuahua/Doxie.
Yes, my name rhymes with FETCH.
No, that's not why my humans named me that.

Sometimes my hybrid is referred to as: Chiweenie....
But, whatever you call me... don't call me little.
I'll bite your ankles and cry.

I like playing with my big brother, ROMEO (he's a 4 year old black cat).
He's teaching me that cats are pretty cool, even if he does thump me on the head occasionally.

Mom & Dad are pretty cool, too...
We have a lot of fun together and they love me lots.
They dress me up, keep me warm, give me great rawhide chew toys and find things for me to burrow and feel safe in.
I like it in my new home.

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, cuddling, biting, nibbling, licking, chewing, going potty anywhere I want to (I'm still a puppy, after all!).... Hanging out with mommy & daddy.... I really, really like Iams Puppy treats, too! They're soooooo yummy!

I'd like to meet:

New Skating Dog



Meatball, Nugget, Sweet Pea, Chiqui, Pearl, Boots, Romeo (the dog), Patsy, Beatle - and all the rest of Mom & Dad's friends' puppies!!

Music:

well, I love my daddy's music... and what he chooses to put on the stereo.

Movies:

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Books:

Chihuahuas For Dummies

My Blog

mom + dad are leaving me....

i am really anxious. they keep putting clothes into these big black boxes with wheels and they're all excited.... but, i don't know what's going on and i think they're gonna leave me. they've brought...
Posted by GRETSCH on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:19:00 PST

do you know how to do this?

well, i pee on wee-wee pads in the house now... and i poop on different ones in the house.... it's still too cold for me outside.... i'm not perfect about peeing on the pads, but i'm about 85%, so mom...
Posted by GRETSCH on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST

vet, vet, vet

went to the doctor yesterday. they gave me a shot, gave my mom some junk in a tube to feed me in 10 days (heartworm meds, maybe? dunno..) and they stuck me in the shoulder with something that hurt... ...
Posted by GRETSCH on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:27:00 PST

Everything that is the cat's is MINE!

yes, i've decreed it to be so. everything that once belonged to the cat who lives here, is now my personal property. including, but not limited to: water/food bowls (and their contents), cat toys, ca...
Posted by GRETSCH on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:41:00 PST

My Letter to Santa (funny doggy mad-lib)

Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Chiqui's Christmas party. It was Mugsy who spiked the punch with too much Margarita. I can't help it if I drank 7 glass...
Posted by GRETSCH on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:30:00 PST

DUDE!!!! pooping in lawns is COOL!

today was my first time, and i loved it!i was a very good boy today, mom & dad were so proud, i went on a car ride, got left in my crate 2x for 2 hours each (i decided sleeping was the best way to...
Posted by GRETSCH on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:29:00 PST

my poop smells good

yea, my poo must smell good, because today.... when i poo'ed on the wee-wee pad, my mom got all excited and started chirping. she must wanna eat it or something. so, either my poo smelled good, or my ...
Posted by GRETSCH on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 10:11:00 PST

Today I learned....

my mom is so cool, she taught me to play with a nylon rope chew toy thingy by playing with it herself, then... of course, i wanted it because she wanted to play with it!! she was so nice, she gave it ...
Posted by GRETSCH on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:10:00 PST

I went to the vet today!!

i got a shot, and that hurt, but they gave me treats and mom was really nice.. she cuddled me most of the time and all the vet assistant ladies were giggling over me. they all had crushes on me. i hea...
Posted by GRETSCH on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 06:57:00 PST

My Super-Hero Name

Your Superhero Profile Your Superhero Name is The Squirrel Prowler Your Superpower is Artificial Intelligence Your Weakness is Puppets Your Weapon is Your Silver Amplifier Your Mode of Transporta...
Posted by GRETSCH on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:16:00 PST