†GLYNIE HON† - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like me so if you don't I probably don't give a shit. Just because I have tattoos and you can see them does not mean that you have a green light to touch me. I drink the booze's and have no desire to "recover" thanks though I appreciate your concern. Red meat is essential to my existence. The fact that my tits are big does not mean my brain is small, so please don't make assumptions it's irritating. My dog is tiny and my sons are HUGE. I am VERY protective of what's mine, if I feel threatened I will piss on my tree. I'm crazier than most, smarter than most, more fun than most and certainly a lil meaner than most. If I love you chances are I'll love you forever, if I don't chances are I never will.

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My Interests

LUST, PRIDE, AVRICE, GLUTTONY, ENVY, SLOTH & WRATH. I think that pretty much covers all the bases, no?

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I'd like to meet:

ALEXYSS K TYLOR!!! BECAUSE SISTA THIS BITCH GOTS PUSSY POWER.....

Music:

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Movies:

THE AMERICAN ASTRONAUT, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST!!!, Clockwork Orange, Scarface, Godfather, Orange County, Cabin Fever, Outfoxed, Five Fingers Of Death, The Birds, Vertigo, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Bullitt, Boogie Nights, Eternal Sunshine,Memento, Full Metal Jacket, Dazed and Confused, the 1st Matrix, Jacobs Ladder, Taxi Driver, Angel Heart, Showgirls, ANYTHING Russ Meyers, Tarintino, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smokin Barrels, Boondock Saints, Five Fingers Of Death, Event Horizon, Rollerball(orignal), Westworld, Marathon Man, Manchurian Candidate(orignal), Brazil, Dirty Harry, Telefon, Death Wish, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Dr. No, Austin Powers all 3, In the Company of Men, Bound, Gia, La Dolce Vita, Fahrenheit 451,Kellys Heros, Willie Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, The Shining, Cool Hand Luke, Omega Man, French Connection, Tommy Boy, Raising Arizona,Omen, Exorcist, Warriors, Battle Royale, Magnificent Seven, Few Dollars More, Warriors, A Dirty Shame, Purple Rain, Pootie Tang, Bullitt, Overnight, Murderball, Texas Chinsaw 2, I love movies!!!

Television:

TV rules!

Books:

I like books a lot, mostly I like them to be in english as I really don't read any other languages... Well sometimes I can get around Canadian, but not French Canadian.

Heroes:

I tried to find another to replace it but come on what's better than Angie with horns?
status: PRETTY FUCKIN' INVOLVED
reason for being: TO ROCK AND ROLL AND TELL IT LIKE IT IS
sexuality: I'M DOWN FOR WHATEVEA
start/finish: KEEPIN' IT REAL TILL IT ALL GOES WRONG
politico: NIHILIST
yes: *SHOES
*FLANEL SHEETS
*MATCH GAME
*THE MUD
*GUN SHOWS
*MY ELEPHANT
*SOCK MONKIES
*MY BED
*MOVIES
*WEEKEND BREEKIE
no: *SHIT TALKIN' BITCHES
*RIGHT WING ASSHOLES
*FUCKING SNOW
*CLOWNS
*SHIT TALKIN' BITCHES
*RUSH HOUR
*BABY DADDY
*BANANAS
*GETTING UP AT 6AM
*DID I MENTION SHIT TALKIN' BITCHES?
sign:
consumables: *RED MEAT
*THE WINES
*WALLBANGERS
*PRALINE BACON
*PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY ON EGGOS
*DOLLS
*PASTA
*I LIKE CAKE
children: NO MORE THANKS
day pay: I RUN THE LIFE OF SALTY.

My Blog

The story of the Chucker and the JAM

Today I think a lot of people I know could use a little comic relief. That said I have a yarn to spin that of course involves the CHUCKER.........Most of you have the background on my relationship wi...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

Cant sleep (weird) this guy asked if I needed a little playtime with ROCKY?

So I go to sleep ablout 4 in the morning after helping Ang at the Towne Lounge and once again I woke up at about 7:15 Iam too tired to read my ook the words are all blury so I thought Id peep the Mysp...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:49:00 PST

My thoughts on public restrooms

First, let me start by saying that I'm not overly germphobic or anything like that. Second, as far I as I can tell the only public loo I've ever been in that was even slightly "restfull" was in the ...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST

And he said "Hello Dear Angel".....

So Im thinkin' that I MUST be on Cool New People again because the influx of fucktards has been AMAZING in the last couple of days, this one however I thought warranted a lil extra attention as he cle...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST

Christmas comes but once a year.....

I was supposed to come out to my Ma's house with the boys today for the holiday cheer bullshit. She got me to come out like 4 hours before everyone else under false pretenses. I guess her ...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST

It's a MUD BLOG ...get it? MUD BLOG!

For those of you that are a lil slower than the others, instead of MUD BOG! I was gonna write out the entire experience and try and get across how fucking AMAZING the whole thing was. Then I thought a...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:43:00 PST

Liked it so fucking much I put it in a goddamn blog. Whats yer fave?

On being "Kinda hot for an older chick"

First let me say that I really don't know where I'm going with this, figured I just blog it out for a minute. It might turn out to be a bit of a rant, not entirely sure. Guess we'll ...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:53:00 PST

Batten down the hatches and get yer slickers!

Ok so correct me if I'm wrong but we live in FUCKING OREGON. It would stand to reason that sooner or later the rain is gonna come like it or not. But for the last week all the weathermen h...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:26:00 PST

I NEVER WANTED TO BE YOUR WEEKEND LOVA

I'm in the bed at Morningwood Acres with the Short Stack and we're watchin the 2 disc 20th Anniversary edition of PURPLE RAIN suckas! Once again we have chosen a film both incredibly acted and directe...
Posted by †GLYNIE HON† on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 02:15:00 PST