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Metal Mary

It ain't easy bein' mean!

About Me

I'm a loud mouth, smart ass, rowdy drunk. I sell porn to creepy rednecks. I found a man who despite it all still manages to love me. I love my dog probably a lil' too much. I got friends a mile deep. I usually do but I can't seem to find a reason to complain.

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My Interests

Music:

ANGELS OF METH, AC/DC, old Megadeth, Slayer, old Metallica, Danzig, Faster Pussycat, Iron FUCKING Maiden, Rebreather, Meatjack, Atomic Rooster, Captain Beyond, Nektar, Hawkwind, Blatz, Filth, Descendents, Idle Race, Bongzilla, Dozer, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Turbo Negro, Sixty Watt Shaman(awwww), Scissorfight, St. Vitus, The Obsessed, Pentagram, McClusky, Low, Clutch, Buried At Sea, Orange Goblin, J. Mascus & the Fog, The Pixies, 50 Cent, Missy Elliot, Method Man, Ol' Dirty Bastard, E40, KRS-One, Iron & Wine, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ozzy(with big blonde Hair), SABBATH, Led Zeppelin, Great White, The Stones, Bocephus(and the other two Hanks as well), Willie, Waylon, David Allen Coe, Amebix, Vomitus, Burned Up Bled Dry, Rwake, Weedeater, Dixie Witch, Elvis, Hellnation, The Locust, Spazz, Dystopia, Atomic Bitch Wax, Mastadon, The Melvins, The Darkness, grandaddy, God Speed You Back Emperor, Pelican, Neurosis, Isis, Quiet Riot, Jackyl, Testament, Lamont, Alambama Thunderpussy, Zeke, Abdullah, Drunk Horse, Puny Human, Wolfmother, SOAP FUCKIN' HAMMER!!, ....

Movies:

The PICK OF FUCKIN DESTINY!!! and ZOOLANDER, Dodgeball, Life Aquatic, Lost Boys, Porky's 1,2,&3, The Devil's Rejects, The Land Before Time...

Books:

Anything Steinbeck or Bukowski, American Physcho, and true crime. The Black Dahlia Avenger!!