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howie

Is there any reason why the assailant sodomized your husband with a banana?

About Me


I am a Grape FNORD! mmmmmmmmm grape.......

Which FNORD are you?

My Interests

Ichthyology. Entymology. Etymology. Lycanthropology. Pathology. Proctology. BobDobbsology. Namblology. Bacon double cheeseburgers.

Music:

Circus Of Power, Zodiac Mindwarp, Fun Things, Flipper, GG & The Jabbers, The Dicks, Black Randy, Didjits, Ghetto Boys, Humpers, The Saviors, Minutemen, The Joneses, (old) 'tallica, Bobby Sox & The Teenage Queers, David Allen Coe, Pagans, Kraut, Turbonegro, VKTMS, Monster Magnet, Stooges, Radio Birdman, Screamers, Black Lips, The Spits, Hotlips Messiah, Diesel Queens, The Coup, Scissorfight, Big Boys, Pirhanas, Grimple, Hank Sr., Hank Jr, Maiden, The Lewd, Mojo Nixon, Patsy Cline, M.O.T.O, Demolition 23, Venom, and on and on and on....

Movies:

The Bad News Bears Go To Japan, Silent Night Deadly Night, Leolo, Battle Royale, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Reform School Girls, Get Crazy, Missing In Action 2, Birth of a Nation, Phallus In Wonderland

Television:

The Prisoner Cheap Seats (with OUT Ron Parker)Jimmy Houston Outdoors(AKA Bass Luvin Fer Dummies)

Books:

everything by Robert Anton Wilson, "The Abolition of Work and Other Essays" by Bob Black, conspiracy theories, true crime, all of the Sherlock Holmes books, Lovecraft and other Cthulhu mythos fiction, "The Executioner's Song", "Apocalypse Culture", "The Physician's Desk Reference"

My Blog

Check out this event: Howies 2 3s bday party

Hosted By: Howie WehrleWhen: Saturday May 17, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: Stella's Bar935 N Western Ave (Western & Walton)Chicago, Illinois|14 60622United StatesDescription:Howie Wehrle Click Here To View E...
Posted by howie on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

White Castle and bacon meatloaf

In the next week or so I am going to embark on a month long campaign of meatlessness to get myself into some better eating habits. However, before this reign of vegetarianism takes hold I will be prep...
Posted by howie on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:10:00 PST

Thursday, fuckfaces!!!

Come and get some.
Posted by howie on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:14:00 PST

Paddy O'McFitz

St Patrick's Day is for white-hats and trixies.
Posted by howie on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:42:00 PST

The truth about Chuck

Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.A 7-year-old blind boy once found Waldo before Chuck Norris.Stephen Hawking once beat Chuck Norris in a foot race.Chuck Norris starred in "Firewal...
Posted by howie on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:59:00 PST

15 minutes of fame

Ha ha! I'm on the IMDB, bitches!!! CLICK I'm seriously thinking about spending the $35 to have my Gacy pic as my headshot....
Posted by howie on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:04:00 PST

Dear Santa

Dear Pagan Troll, This year, I have been a very Ritalin-addled little TV watcher. I have compulsively pillaged, and I have rarely helped my mommys special friend with their pyramid schemes. And I a...
Posted by howie on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:55:00 PST

Kilty MacKilts-A-Lot...

...is standing 4 feet away from me as I type this, looking at vibrators. He is wearing his stylish black Halloween kilt. I wish I was dead. He looks a lot like : This guy....
Posted by howie on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:25:00 PST

Parents are fucking retards!!!

Seriously- who lets their kid go into a porn store to trick-or-treat??? What the fuck do they think we're gonna give them? Lube samples? Edible underwear? Little tiny dildos??? Fucking gross, man...
Posted by howie on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:07:00 PST

Of cocks and Christians...

The highlight of my day yesterday (aside from the ulcer-inducing White Sox win) was spending a half an hour helping a woman wearing a big "Born Again" button and one of those "I Love Jesus" necklace-f...
Posted by howie on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:33:00 PST