Pole dancers with prosthetics, crutches, angry people, beautiful people crying, ugly people laughing, genetic creativity
Steve Doobie of Doobie brothers fame.
PLASMA DRIVE, Devo, Turbonegro, fuck MANACONDA, Queen without fucking Paul Rodgers, Judas Priest, The Dickies, Alice Cooper, Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, Andrew WK, Crispin Glover, The Monks, Three Dog Night, The Hollies, Journey
Anything with Schwartzenegger, Kurt Russel, Crispin Glover, Chuck Norris, Malcolm McDowell and Starship Troopers
Twin Peaks...but only up to episode 15...after that it kind of sucks.
Breakfast of Champions, Good Omens, Illuminatus Trilogy, I am Legend, Childhood's End, Alice in Wonderland, Hustler Forum
If I could be any stuffed animal...