Holomax Man

holomax man (not to be confused with the ever-popular betamax man and his singlehanded crusade to stop the perpetually changing nature of music formatting) was found as a baby in a forest and raised by brian ferry from whom he learned the art of (among other things) kung fu. Ferry also introduced our young hero to many musical instrments such as the harp and piccolo. When Holomax left the sylvan paradise of Ferry and his many animal friends, he was shocked and saddened by the lack of loveliness in the place that men call The City and decided to use arts that he had learned as a boy and bring prettiness back to The City and joy back to the hearts of men through the medium of music.