goddamn you just keep adding stuff, cant you just let things be and embrace my potential?
gah!
i like going out clubbing seeing bands the usual things....ummm hitting on my friends thats always a good one.....you should see their faces when i do its too funny.
sports i like, im a hockey fan but then you should already know that. who can tell me my favourtie team? not you seb i know you know it but you dont actually exist if you look before.
peace out
I'd like to meet:
ben folds. yer id like to meet him.hes cool as funk mofo and the fucking cuban brothers. umm i duno about this i really havent thought about it....id really like to meet george travis and seb falcone but thats never gonna happen cos theyre......how you say........partners.i dont mean that, at all.........theyre funny but they dont actually exist none of you do....so in theory who i really want to meet i can just make up in my head cos thats what you all are ....figments of my imagination and the surrounding area.
turds
oh and owen hargreaves
Music:
just keeps on coming!
i like most music but especially the sound of me making love to your mum. yer
i like ben folds, brand new stuff like that
like a bit o rap you name it i like it apart from that music that is straight from satans arsehole. i think he calls it r 'n' b. dont get me wrong i dont mind people who listen to it i just dont think ive found an r 'n' b soung i like yet. and whats with the 'n' why dont they just put and?
Movies:
for shit's sake why do you have to make these things so long winded?ha wind you fat bastards means farting.or for you girls out there who just dont fart(yer right)you can have the illustrious fanny fart.ha now that should be on tv
umm fav films...i dunno, the big lebowski is pretty awesome.cant really name the best films at the moment and i never will cos these things take ages to do so they shall never be changed
crap off the lot of you
Television:
its stereotypically a black box in which pictures are shown to the human eye...or if theyre lucky, the dog eye.little shits should be outside creating havoc with the cats of the world.
i like tv
nuff said, read on..........................................................
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Books:
jon ronson is class.reading The Yes Man by Danny Wallace its pretty funny.im still yet to finish woody allen's complete prose but i'll get there one day but seriously i got a story for you,
you read this story:
there was a young man who filled in this my space crap
he wasnt happy until he finished it.
people read it were happy and laughed, missed the whle point and left
end
amuse yourself she men
Heroes:
anyone who has done anything worthwhile for someone else.apart from crimes that just doesnt count unless its stealing bread to feed a starving family but if he puts jam on it.............god help him
i dont think anyone can have a hero unless theyve been saved from a burning building but still at that time they should just be thankful and not let that person have hero status, in fact
fuck off i dont care make up your own mind, but beware gary glitter is watching.
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