To My 420 Smoking Cab Driver |
I arrived back from the 33445 (Florida) yesterday evening, grabbed my luggage and hopped into the nearest cab. I can't be bothered with much mass transportation these days, as my bank account grows so...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:14:00 PST |
To The Dog Who Spit On My Bagel |
You're lucky I'm a dog and cat person. Otherwise I woulda been totally grossed out when you licked the sidewalk and shook your face in discust, (like you havent done it before) your drool flying every...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:26:00 PST |
An Open Letter To Pantera Boy |
Dear Pantera Boy,I noticed you some time ago, but was in denial of your existence. You wear a black t-shirt, board shorts with hoodie tied around your waist and a black back pack with stitched letters...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST |
To The Lady Who Threw Up In Two Urinals |
To The Lady Who Threw Up In Two Urinals,You're discusting. I totally get that the ladies bathroom was busy and you couldn't wait any more. I know I served you at least four apple martinis, two of them...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST |
Taxi Cab CONfessions |
Well, first off - thank you to all the participants of last nights BowieBall. To all you came, you felt the magic, thank you - it was nearly tangible. And to those who didnt, SHAME ON YOU. Tisk Tisk! ...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST |
PROFILE PET PEEVES |
This applies to Myspace, Facebook, AIM profiles, and any other online medium where narcissistic young people like me represent themselves. If you have one or more of the following statements in your p...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST |
No Choice But To Build It ... |
No Choice But To Build It
You could not have known this before. You needed to see it done to redo it. It's like when you're a kid and you think your room is perfecta little messy maybe, but generall...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:17:00 PST |
Origin of Love |
Origin Of Love When the earth was still flat,And the clouds made of fire,And mountains stretched up to the sky,Sometimes higher,Folks roamed the earthLike big rolling kegs.They had two sets of arms.Th...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST |
other half |
But what if its not good enough? What if I cannot cut it? When I hold myself up to the others, Im pale in comparison. That my hardest isnt hard enough.
The doubt must be subsided. The doubt...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the rant of another hour |
Understand well the roller coaster of emotions ... one minute bereft of hope, doubting my artistic and very existence, not seeing the light that others see... and less often but still the f...
Posted by Deryck Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
