Jonathan is a.....
new york resident,
bass player,
avid dancer,
nonpolitical vegetarian,
occasional self abuser,
compulsive organizer,
outstanding massage giver,
entertainment law professional,
aspiring warhollian superstar,
occasional mudslinger,
proud exhibitionist,
participatory artist,
sporadic egotist,
frequent skeptic,
periodic true believer,
drunken skinny dipper,
paradoxical contrarian,
snugly love monster,
passionate non-conservative,
ardent tea drinker,
light sleeper,
vintage shopper,
cautious dream chaser,
and zealous funky incongruous sometimes absurd guzzler of life in all its glittering wonderful painful unpasteurized nakedness.
Frequently.
