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Wonderland's Most Wanted

The 5% nation of lumps in my oatmeal.

About Me

I try to appreciate the beauty in the world. I am exceedingly grateful of my time on this rock, and am thankful of every day that I wake up, (no mater how grudgingly I approach the process of waking up itself.) I care deeply about the people close to me and aspire to be a good friend and a good person. I dont party so much and rarely drink. Im typically very happy and in good spirits. When I do get upset, I dont stay down for long. I try to embrace my life for what it is and dont dwell on what it might have been. I learn from my mistakes and try not to repeat them. Im aware of my imperfections, but do not let them consume me. Im pretty intelligent, but nowhere near as well educated as I ought to be. The life I live is entirely of my own making, and Im really rather happy with it. I've worked hard to get where I am, and I have no regrets. I don't waste much time on anger, I don't waste much sleep on what if... MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I enjoy stuff. And also, things. Friends, music, poker, football, reading, laughing and I’m interested in sleeping more, but that is proving to be a rather lofty goal. I also enjoy cheese, it is good. Oh, and sarcasm. I’m sure you hadn’t noticed, but believe it or not, I reallllllly enjoy sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

People who arent afraid to laugh out loud. Folks who make me smile and appreciate a good conversation and a good friend. If Im lucky, more people like the incredible and brilliant friends I currently have. (You should meet them theyre amazing!) People who dont take themselves, (or me for that matter,) too seriously yet can still hold an intelligent conversation. Someone who can teach me new things. Someone who can help me find balance. People who appreciate the sheer awesomeness that is Tom Waits! And maybe Tom Waits too!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

The Pogues
Ani DiFranco
Type O Negative
PANTERA
ICP
Tom Waits
Alice in Chains
Rammstein
Ministry
Covenant
The Mission
Social Distortion
Mudvayne
Fighting Tongs (R.I.P.)
Sublime
Rancid
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Chris Isaak
Loreena McKennitt
Dropkick Murphys
Flogging Molly
Frank Sinatra
Gravity Kills
Full Devil Jacket
Judas Priest
Mazzy Star
Poe
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
NIN
Opeth
Billy Joel (shut up!)
Skinny Puppy
Rob Zombie
Soul Asslyum
Blind Mellon
Pearl Jam
Stone Temple Pilots...
Is that enough varriety for you? too damned many, more to come I'm sure.... for that matter, just ask!

Movies:

Usual Suspects
Kill Bill Vol. I &II
Sin City
40 Year Old Virgin
Heathers
The Prophecy
Pirates of the Caribbean
Some Like it Hot
Tombstone
Breakfast Club
Suicide Kings
Young Guns
Peter Pan
Disney Stuff
anything Kevin Smith
Dogma
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
most Guy Richie
Snatch
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Old school horror flics
Vampire Hunter D
and my absolute favorite...
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh-eating, Hellbound, Crawling, Zombified, Living Dead: Part II (In Shocking 2-D)

Books:

Alice in Wonderland
Through the Looking Glass; Lewis Carroll
Da Vinci Code
Angels & Demons; Dan Brown
Anno Dracula; Kim Newman
Jester; James Patterson
Harry Potter
1st To Die
2nd Chance
3rd Degree; James Patterson
Good Omens; Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

Heroes:

Everyone who wakes up in the morning, drags their ass out of bed and goes about their day, regardless of whether or not they are living thier dream, or struggling to get by. Everyone who looks at life for what it is and choses to live it instead of suffering from it or watching it go by and bitching about how unfair the hand that they were dealt is.

My Blog

We set a date! (Yeah, don't get your hopes up, not that kind of date)

Friday, May 18 they go in and cut my ankle up.  Out patient, then I'm staing in Cottage Grove for at least a few weeks with my dad, so I'm on a single floor, no stairs, and there'll be someone ar...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

Ha, the internet can tell me what to be when I grow up. It knows everything...

You scored as English/Journalism/Comm. You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in Communication, English, Film, Journalism, Literature, or Writing. It is possible that the best major for...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:50:00 PST

Type O, the Ford Mustang and Censorship.

I know, I know& take a few moments to let the shock wear off&  I'm finally blogging again.  It's been ages, and the time has finally presented itself once again.  My absence has not bee...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:35:00 PST

I miss being bored.

I miss having time to sit around, by myself, and try to think of something to do.  I miss quiet time reading a book.  I miss sitting by myself playing a video game.  I miss trying...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST

We, the future of the world...

Bumping this because it's in my head.    Theres something to thisThis cold and desolationIts a reflection of this placeThe sun disguises a world in denialAtrocities hidden behind the shine ...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My world will never be the same.

I feel like the world is standing on end and my still beating heart has just been ripped out of my chest, and dangled before me, broken, and theres nothing I can do about it.  I found out today t...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 02:43:00 PST

Nothing so elusive as time

Time the most cruel of all the tricks life plays on us, isnt it?  Why havent I blogged in forever?  I havent had time.  Why havent I seen three quarters of the people Id like to lately?...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:41:00 PST

About your "holiday" weekend...

Some of you may remember this from last year, I'm reposting it now because I don't know if I'll be online Monday, and it's still important to me.   Alright, I dont do this often, but Im jumping ...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Sat, 27 May 2006 05:26:00 PST

Yet another, the 2.0

The 2.0 version: 1. Reply with your name and I will write something that I like about you. 2. I will tell you what music lyric reminds me of you. 3. I will pick what dish I would cook for you. 4. I wi...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:39:00 PST

Life, or something like it.

And so it begins, one day you are warm and cozy in a dark, moist place without the brain function to have a care in the world, and the next youre dangling by your ankles, naked, bloody, cold and screa...
Posted by Wonderland's Most Wanted on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST