Çons†an†inê profile picture

Çons†an†inê

Sleep walking host to the parasite, this is our great depression

About Me

My name is Constantine and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 2006 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a normal life, once.

"Hardware aisle twelve, shop smart, shop S-Mart!"

I had a beautiful girlfriend and we decided to spend a weekend at an abandoned cabin in the woods. While there we found a book, Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Book of the Dead. Inked in human blood and bound in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something in the woods, something evil. It took my girlfriend. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. But that didn't stop it, it came back for more.

I F^&%23@D UP my profile with Thomas’ pimpjuice Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Precious and fragile things Need special handling My God what have we done to you We always tried to share The tenderest of care Now look what we have put you through Things get damaged Things get broken I thought we'd manage But words left unspoken Left us so brittle There was so little left to give Angels with silver wings Shouldn't know suffering I wish I could take the pain for you If God has a master plan That only He understands I hope it's your eyes He's seeing through Things get damaged Things get broken I thought we'd manage But words left unspoken Left us so brittle There was so little left to give I pray you learn to trust Have faith in both of us And keep room in your hearts for two Things get damaged Things get broken I thought we'd manage But words left unspoken Left us so brittle There was so little left to give

Music:

2, 13mg, 16 Volt, 20 dead flower children, 311, Acumen Nation, Adam Sandler, Adema, Angeldust, Anthrax, Argyle Park, Aury Moore, Beastie Boys, Bile, Bjork, Bob Marley, Brendan Perry, Brian Setzer, Butch Walker, Cars, Celldweller, Chemical Brothers, Chemlab, Chimaira, Chris Isaak, Circle of dust, Clay People, Collide, Cult, Cure, D-Beam Revolution, Dave Matthews, Dead Can Dance, Def Leppard, Deftones, Delerium, Depeche Mode, DJ?Acucrack, Dope, Drag, Drown, Eminem, Evansecence, Eyedyed, Faint, Faith No More, Fantomas, Filter, Flesh Industry, Frank Sinatra, Front Line Assembly, Garbage, Geoff Tate, George Michael, Good Charlotte, Gravity Kills, Halo In Reverse, Hanzel und Gretyl, ICP, Incubus, Iron Lung Corp., Johnny Cash, Journey, Judas Priest, Kevorkian Death Cycle, Killing Joke, KMFDM, Kool and The Gang, Korn, L.A. Guns, Leather Strip, Level 42, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lisa Gerard, Living Sacrifice, Madonna, Manson, Marvelous 3, Metallica, Ministry, Misfits, MOD, Morrissey, Motley Crue, Mr. Bungle, NINE INCH NAILS, Nirvana, Nitzer Ebb, Nuclear Assault, Offspring, Ogre, Oingo Boingo, Orgy, Pamela Moore, Peter Gabriel, POD, Pig, Pigface, Pillar, Pist-On, Pitchshifter, Powerman 5000, Prong, Public Enemy, Queensryche, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Redshifted, Revolting Cocks, Righteous Brothers, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, Rolling Stones, Sarah McLachlan, Schnitt Acht, Seal, Sepultura, Sister Machine Gun, Sisters of Mercy, Skid Row, SOD, Skillet, Skinny Puppy, Skold, Skrew, Smiths, Snake River Conspiracy, Soulfly, Spineshank, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, Steve Winwood, Stevie Wonder, Sting & The Police, STP,Strapping Young Lad, Stray Cats, Suicidal Tendencies, Switchfoot, Taproot, Testament, Tomahawk, Tori Amos, Travis. U2, Velvet Revolver, Violent Femmes, Waking Ashland, Wham!

Movies:

300, A.I., American History X, Boondock Saints, Bubba Ho-Tep, Clerks (and the rest in that series), Clockwork Orange, Creepshow (1982), Constantine, Crash (1996 & 2004), Dawn of the Dead, Die Hard (all), Dirty Work, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead (all), Fight Club, Gladiator, Grosse Point Blank, Guinea Pig Experaments, Hostel, Ichi the Killer, Indiana Jones (all), Kite, Kung Pow, Last Boyscout, Matrix (all), May, Naked Lunch, Nightmare on Elm Street (almost all), Others, Passion of the Christ, Perfect Blue, Resevior Dogs, Schindler's List, Shinning, Sixth Sense, Star Wars (all) Tetsuo the Iron Man, Troy, X-Men (all), What About Bob?, What Dreams May Come,

Television:

The Sopranos (BEST SHOW EVA), The Shield, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Deadwood, Dead Like Me, Only Fools and Horses (British), One Foot in the Grave (British), The Honeymooners (I LOVE THAT SHOW!), Everybody Loves Raymond (Blame American Airlines for this! After the 4th trip to England, I got hooked), Eastenders (British), Mr. Bean (Obvious), Mr. Bean The Animated Series(Also See Mr. Bean)........Pretty much, yeah, HBO wins....I haven't seen it yet, but I cant wait to see Rome!

My Blog

70 Odd Question (from the vickinator)

yeah, im freaking bored *sigh* What is your middle name?with a name as long as mine, you think i need yet another name? right! What color is your mailbox?apparently its invisible, since the mailman al...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:46:00 PST

mom, some things never change

i remember when i was a kid, i asked my mom what love was. She seemed really happy that i asked her as she got on her knee and took my hands in hers. she looked me in the eyes as she grinned...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:01:00 PST

The Great Katz Survey!

1. Are you taller than your mom? depends on what shoes shes got on init2. What color is your shower curtain? uh.....the color of glass3. What is the closest thing to you right now that is red? a knife...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

untold stories volume 1

Knowing that he was truly beyond depressed, his friend Keith showed him a place online called Paltalk. Inside of it, there was a room called "`Hot-n-Wild `BaaBaamin `Cammin." ..:namespace prefix = o ...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

Unplug the TV........Then shoot it!

So, yeah.....Not that long ago, I decided to score Digital Cable for the first time only for ONE reason. The Sopranos. (Yeah, im retarded) Problem is, theyre obviously not on all the time. In fact, t...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:43:00 PST

2:10 a.m.

i sit here jealous. jealous of all you kids sleeping and resting. my body is sooooooooooo sore right now i feel like i'm 90, but, as usual, my mind is fighting it. it's racing and won't stop at a...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:26:00 PST

question thing i ganked off katz

Simply copy these questions and answer them. Than we'll see...01. Who are you?02. Are we friends?03. When and how did we meet?04. Do you have a crush on me?05. Would you kiss me?06. Give me a nickname...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 12:30:00 PST

The 'I'm quiting smoking' progress journal

Well, I'm doing good. Working out again. Getting in shape. Trying to get healthier. So, why the Heck am I smoking for? Isn't that like the really obese person standing in front of you at McDonalds ord...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dead hookers and Feet Fists

TLC24: Are you away-away....or kinda away? G_u_S: im mentally away, wazzup y0 TLC24: lol@mentally TLC24: im feeling crappy G_u_S: how come? did you kill more hookers and bury them in...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random Passing Thoughts: Let's be "Friends"

You ever notice the ONLY time you hear the words lets be friends are from a girl&&.RIGHT after theyve managed to completely piss you off? I think its become mandatory for girls to say that after ...
Posted by Çons†an†inê on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST