Tits, ass, Gordita Crunches, etc.
Anyone involved in clown porn, the Skatebirds, Jimmy Carl Black (Indian of the group), "Corky" from "Life Goes On," crumb-bums, no-good-nicks, chics with dicks, anybody who likes John Casavettes flicks, "Blossom," gypsies, tramps, thieves, the guy who had the singing asshole in "Pink Flamingos," Cash Flagg, Fairuza Balk, Gibby Haynes, any of those dancing food items in the "let's all go to the lobby" cartoon, Angelo Badalamenti, the Olsen Twins, Yulia Nova and just about anyone who'd have anything to do with *sob* ME.
Panda Bear, Final Fantasy, The Monks, Heino, The Weirdos, Captain Beefheart, Awesome Snakes, Fear, Easy Star All-Stars, !!!, Jungle Brothers, Dungen, Madlib, Om, The Dicks, Spade Cooley, Yesterday's New Quintet, Tubeway Army, Meat Puppets, Friends of Dean Martinez, Perry Como, Spokane, Xiu Xiu, Doves, Sam Prekop, Os Mutantes, Pig Destroyer, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Screaming Blue Messiahs, Gorillaz, Ibrahim Ferrer, Escape Mechanism, Amon Tobin, Funkee Porcini, X, MF Doom, The Books, Nick Drake, High Llamas, PiL, Rye Coalition, Andrew Bird, Morphine, Yo La Tengo, Spokane, Acid Mothers Temples w/ Kinski, Moldy Peaches, Urge Overkill, Captured! By Robots, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, TRS-80, Sonic Youth, Tom Waits, RJD2, Microphones, XTC, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Hockey Night, Beck, Ex-Models, Charles Mingus, David Holmes, Talk Talk, Pink Floyd, MC 900 Ft. Jesus, Art of Noise, Butthole Surfers, Aphex Twin, Dead Kennedys, Apes, Frank Zappa, Vince Guaraldi, Three Suns, Cut Chemist, DJ Shadow.
Killer of Sheep, Transformers, ANY of the Lost & Found DVD series, Grindhouse, Old Joy, Tideland, Over the Edge, The Nomi Song, Taxi Driver, Channel Z, New York Doll, Jesus Camp, American Hardcore, Deathwish 3, Cowboy Beebop, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, Little Big Man, The Warriors, 24 Hour Party People, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Coffee And Cigarettes, Ed Wood, Shadows, Russian Ark, The Impossibles, Dogville, Manderlay, Cool Hand Luke, Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Wings of Desire, Band of Outsiders, ANY Woody Allen, Coen Bros., Terry Gilliam, David Lynch or Jim Jarmusch (narrows it down?).
St. Elsewhere, The Prisoner, Hill Street Blues, Venture Bros., Grunches & Grins, Jot, Cowboy Beebop, Battle of the Planets, Starblazers, Danger Mouse, Starting Over (guilty pleasure), Simpsons, MST3K, Young Ones, Futurama, Twin Peaks, Gilligan's Island, Brady Bunch, Twisted Tales of Felix, Freaks and Geeks, Enterprise, Star Trek NG, etc
Zappa, One Train Later (Andy Summers), Rip It Up & Start Again (postpunk 78-84), Killing Yourself To Live, The Crimson Gash Vs. Hitler, American Heretics, Angry Youth Comics, Grrl Scouts, Inside Out (Nick Mason/Pink Floyd), Game On, Never Trust A Calm Dog, Rocklopedia Fakebandica, Sound of the Beast: The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal, The Filth, Crisis On Multiple Earths (vol 1-3), Brat Pack, Marvel: The Lost Generation, The Authority, Seaguy, Doofus, Eightball, Optic Nerve, Acme Novelty Library, The Real Frank Zappa Book (FZ), Fargo Rock City, Kiss and Make-Up (Gene Simmons), The Dirt (Motley Crue), This Band Could Be Your Life, Mr. S (Frank Sinatra), We Got the Neutron Bomb (LA Punk), Please Kill Me (NYC Punk), High Fidelity, Moon (Keith Moon), Chalkhills and Children (XTC), This Wheel's On Fire (The Band), Bear vs. Shark, Star Trek Movie/TV Memories (Shatner), Top 10, Watchmen, ANY Chuck Palahnuik or Mark Leyner.
Yer' fuckin' mom.