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christopher

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About Me

Christopher is a graphic designer, comedian, and actor. Christopher enjoys television, traveling, cooking, a good restaurant and friends and family. Christopher also talks about himself in the third person. Psychologists say that people who speak of themselves in the third person are arogant and self centered, but Christopher doesn't believe this.

My Interests

Art, Stand-up Comedy, Improv Comedy, Cinema, Making Films, Cartoons, High Design, Great Food, Traveling, Nature, Good Music (Of course why would I be interested in bad music?) Creating art, Science, and trying to get organized.

I'd like to meet:

Party people, Sucker MC's, Hatas, Playas, Ne'er-do-wells, Vagabonds, Bounders, Rouges, and Super-fly honies with typing skills and interests in quantum physics.

Music:

Jazz, Neo-Classical, Rock, Seventies groove, funk, pop, and mellow gold. I'm a sucker for Hall & Oates, ELO, Steely Dan, Tribe Called Quest, Blackalicious, Mathew Divine and trying out anything new and interesting.

Movies:

The Time Machine (Original version), Anchorman, Star Wars (Parts4,5,&6), North by Northwest, Pan's Labyrinth, GhostWorld, Boogie Nights, Punch Drunk Love. Independent Films, Mainstream, Savannah Film Festival, Sidewalk Film Festival

Television:

Seinfeld, Venture Brothers, Arrested Development, Lost, PBS, CableNews, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Current TV, 24, Prisonbreak, AdultSwim, Anime (Cowboy Beebop, Cromartie High), 30 Rock, Hell's Kitchen, Daily Show, Colbert Report.

Books:

I'm a lazy reader i'm embarassed to say. Hopefully I'll be finished with my copies of The Death of Common Sense by Phillip K. Howard and The Cinderella Complex by Collette Downing by the time someone reads this.

Heroes:

Simple Folks doing good things. Mostly my teachers that made an impact. Good doctors who work at crappy clinics for people who can't afford better, Any good parent I see or know. And of course, Mom. No, I'm not a mama's boy, my mom just rocks.

My Blog

The best nonexistent book ever!

Soon I'll be going on a press junket for my new self-help book on how to deal with problems in your relationships. It's aptly entitled, "Your Shit Does Stink". My book teaches individuals that they ar...
Posted by christopher on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:17:00 PST

New Years Blogs are for Pussies

It's three days into the new year and I don't feel a thing! New years is time for resolutions and new beginings but it's always marked by the things that are old hat and obligatory. The obligatory par...
Posted by christopher on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:15:00 PST

Columbus Day is For Lovers

Today is the 17th holiest day of the year. Columbus Day! The day we celebrate the much hallowed voyage of Christopher Columbus who sailed the ocean blue in 1492, to Discover America. Fuck Columbus! Yo...
Posted by christopher on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST

HOT GIRLS AND SHARK SEX

I'm ever bothered with the onslaught of hot, provocatively posed, underwear clad, twenty something girls asking to be my myspace friend. Always offering me free ipods, movie tickets and cell phones, w...
Posted by christopher on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:39:00 PST