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Douglas

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a comedian and an intellectual - a smooth, suave, debonair fruitcake of the first water. With my penchant for the ridiculous and my uncanny knowledge of the completely stupid, I adventure ever forward through life with a silly smirk on my face and a whole parade running through my head that nobody else can see.

A NOTE ON FRIENDS: If I didn't add you first, it's not because I don't like you. Help a brother out and add me when you find me. Cool? Cool.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good folks who like to laugh. Botanists. Hugh Laurie. Juan Valdez. Somebody who is hiring for a cushy job where the level of responsibility is inversely proportional to the level of remuneration.

My Blog

Reposted from 3/31: The Shakespeare Continues

Greetings, oh, loyal throng of MySpace Bloggadeers... or rather, Hi Kevin.Rehearsals continue for the Spring Festival MUSE OF FIRE/Catalyst production of Shakespeare's "Henry V."  I've learned a ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 14:08:00 GMT

FREE Culture! (and a cash bar!)

Alright, gang - check this out!Friends, Romans, countrymen ... Wait - wrong play. But right day, and so lend me your ears any-darn-way. As part of the downtown library's Third Thursdays cultural s...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 23:10:00 GMT

T-minus 11 days until Black History Month!!!

Black History Month has been close to my heart ever since that night J'Mel explained it from the torrential downplay stage.  He talked about how he and his family would get up early in the mornin...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:51:00 GMT

Giving Props & Busting Chops: More Advertising

Well, gang, there's a whole new group of commercials out there now, and I once again feel compelled to give my opinion on what's what in television advertising.Giving Props:Geico Insurance: Last time,...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:03:00 GMT

Sexual Harassment Reindeer

Well, kids, the holidays are coming around again - and once again, the fine folks at Birmingham Festival Theatre will be putting up "The Eight: Reindeer Monologues" as a special "BFT Extra" for the we...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:50:00 GMT

The Infamous Underpants Rebellion of 2005

I realized an oversight in my recent Halloween post.  I referenced the most famous pair of underpants I own - the so-called "coffee-fetching underpants" - and yet I have never told their story in...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:12:00 GMT

Halloween Transvestism

Drag.  It's a word with many meanings and connotations.  There's the coefficient of drag, drag racing, life can be a drag, and, of course, there's putting on the clothing of the opposite gen...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:05:00 GMT

Get Ready For an Unexpected Trip When You Fall Screaming From an Open Window

After a prolonged silence punctuated by a sound resembling a sack of potatoes hitting the dirt from about chest-high, I return to the world of the MySpace.Sweet mercy!  The past several weeks hav...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:08:00 GMT

On Aging and Getting Older

I know - I can already hear you making some smart remark about me dressed as a cabana boy and having some sort of strange pineapple ritual and purporting to speak on aging and getting older.  But...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 11:16:00 GMT

D&D: Delightful and Dorky

I know it will come as a major shock to many of you, loyal friends and fans, but your ol' buddy Doug is gearing up for a D&D game this evening with some of my beloved geek contingent.  Sure, ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 09:39:00 GMT