the voluptuous minion satanocat

About Me

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i have 2 daughters who are ages 4 and 10,
and the most wonderful guy in the universe! i was born in new jersey, grew up in sioux city and moved to akron about 6 years ago. i just love horror movies (somewould call me a gorehound, but hey everyone has a vice right) i realy lead a pretty boring life, just work and do the mommy thing and shit like that. oh yeah, i love playing my xbox about as much as my movies, so i cant wait til i get my 360 for christmas(wink wink nudge stevie) i would like to think that i am a pretty cool person, but if you have gotten this far, take a minute to think about this when you have a friend request for me: do we have anything in common at all? are you afraid of satan? do you like to be tortured when you are sleeping? does the thought of being evicerated turn you off? do big words confuse you? if you have answered yes to any of these questions, do not resquest me to be your friend. yeah i know that i am uber hot, but if we have nothing in common i will either a)deny your request and send you an hate mail, of b) add you and then belittle you in your comments section until you delete me. so put that in your pipe and smoke it i also have a sever case of adhd, so sometimes i can be completly off the wall or distracted I am 98% Video Game Addict.
.. I got a problem, man. I may not find the answer to life in a video game. I need to turn off the console or computer, go outside and try some reality for a change. Take the
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@ FualiDotCom I am 88% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?

Devil Worshipper
You've probably been called possessed loads of times, you're pure rebellion, you won't let anyone tell you what to do, and you wouldn't set foot in a Christian church unless to blaspheme it. If anyone was ever stupid Enough to mess with you, you'd probably murder them! I have edited my layout at Crazyprofile.com
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My Interests

death, dismemberment, decapitations, metal, blood, gore, video games, pure evilness,the study of law, procrastinating, drinking, concerts, and whatever else i can fit into my day

.. width="425" height="350" ....dbz and slipknot how the fuck can you go wrong

I'd like to meet:

mainly i would like to meet people who share my passions of all things dead and bloated. people who can carry on a complete conversation with out using the word like 57 times before taking a breath. people who like to drink alcoholic beverages and rock the fuck out til 4 in the morning. people who like the taste of blood and various severed body parts. old friends. new friends. serial killers, dead or alive, real or fictional cause they are just cool as fuck. people who can rock my ass crack. people who are just as evil as me, but not quasi evil, cause that is just gaay! this is the funniest shit i have ever seen .. width="425" height="350" .... this is kick ass as well .. width="425" height="350" ..Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fannie pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fannie back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage commpartment (gotta love that qoute)

Music:

slayer, slipknot, tool, a perfect circle, fear factory, pantera (rip dime), sepultura, im just an old fashioned metal head i digs this.. width="425" height="350" ....one of my all time favorite gay songs, but i love it .. width="425" height="350" ....and i love this song! .. width="425" height="350" .... How Into TOOl Are You? (pics)
You fucking love TOOL. You know their sound better than you know your self. You understand their complex lyrics. The music has taught you things. They are the medicine you have to take everyday.
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Movies:

the list is far too long to write out so i will just say the star wars movies, horror, and some action packed stuff

Television:

law and order svu, csi, csi miami, ghosthunters

Books:

love to read! horror and true crime are what gets that little hamster running on his wheel

Heroes:

my mom she is really a kick ass person

My Blog

just a ramble

so im just sittin here bored out of my mind. my friend jill called me, she was having a rough night so i went and got her. we drank some vodka and i played dead rising (go figure) and then her husband...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

christmas time

stevie went christmas shopping for me and guess what.? he made me look at what he got me to make sure it was what i wanted. and guess what i got.: an xbox 360 ( with the harddrive) dead rising and eld...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST

it all happens so fast

Ronald K, Bruget HAWARDEN, Iowa -- Ronald K. Bruget, 51, of Hawarden died Monday, Dec. 4, 2006, at Hillcrest Health Care Center in Hawarden.Memorial services will be 11 a.m. Saturday at Associated Chu...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST

my new toy!!!!

got my new car today! i am so stoked about it and here are a couple of pics its a 2001 daewoo leganza, and sweet as all fuck. heated leather seats, sunroof cd and cassette player and all that jazz....
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

today

okay so all last week my left knee was all swollen and hurt. so i go to the doctor yesterday and he poked it and asked me if it hurt, i like hell yes that hurt. and he goes over to his little laptop a...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

life as i know it

so here it is halloween night and here alone i sit, evan went off with her friends and nola is with her grandparents and cousins. so here i sit alone woth my gimped out knee trying to make life deciso...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:41:00 PST

party pics

bear with this of it takes a while to load we took a shitload of pics this night &n...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

molesting homer

this is what happens when you give people beer and an 8 foot tall inflatable holiday yard decoration ...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST

just wanted to say

thanks to everybody that came out for our halloween party last night it was a fucking blast and i will put up some of the pics another day for now i am far too hung the fuck over to even think about i...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:36:00 PST

last night!

here are the pics i took last night! here is a kodak moment i captured before we left. i thought it was awesome! my metal family matt as edward scissorhands! fucking badass costume! gotta lo...
Posted by the voluptuous horror of satanocat on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:18:00 PST