We're old school. We don't care. We love our old friends we used to party with back when the music was still meaningful. :( You can find us at places we've deemed cool but cannot share with you for fear that you will bring your Bros and infiltrate. Come by sometime, buy us a drink a drink or two, and we'll give you a kiss or two.
I'd like to meet:
These bitches are rad. They're the British version of the RockSluts...only they have talent:
http://www.myspace.com/sceneslutsofwhitechapel
We pretty much keep to ourselves in the front row. None of us have 20/20 eyesight after a few drinks. If you're our friends then you know we're all loud, obnoxious and annoying, and the only reason our friends put up with us is because they think there is a chance they might get laid (they won't) and we make this look GOOD but if we had to choose to meet anyone...
*Heroin Chic Musicians
**Any hot grrrls who want to hang with us
***Anyone not on a soap box who appreciates sarcasm
****Attention All Men****
On RockSlut Night we require what we have named "Man-Poles". A Man-Pole is a pre-designated man who serves our RockSlut needs all night long, we've had many a Man-Pole in the past. Some have worked. Some haven't. The job of a Man-Pole is to keep our cigarettes lit, our drinks full, and keep us standing upright. The perks of a Man-Pole? besides the way cool name? We are the definition of RANDOM DRUNK GIRLS. We dance for you and the band ONLY. Everyone else is a blur...think about it and think about the RockSlut sandwich you have a chance of being a part of!
Music:
Rock n roll in our souls.
HIPSTER OLYMPICS:
Movies:
Valley Girl, Girls Just Want To Have Fun, Party Girl, Breakfast at Tiffany's
Television:
Sex and the City, AbFab, The L Word, ROCK OF LOVE
Books:
Jenna Jameson's How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, The Dirt, The Rock Snob's Dictionary, The Clitoral Truth,and Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.
Heroes:
DOTTIE!!! (We want to be just like her when we grow up.) Joan Jett, The Runaways, Deborah Harry, The Donnas, Patti Smith, Chrissy Hynde, Janis Joplin, Tina Turner, Stevie Nicks, Salt n Peppa, Heart, The GoGos, Grace Slick, Gwen Stefani (before she went solo. lame.), PJ Harvey, Peaches, Shirley manson, Siouxsie, Suzi Quatro, Bjork, Missy Elliot, Billie Holiday, Ronnie Spector, Aretha Franklin, Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynne, Marianne Faithful, Aimee Mann, Indigo Girls, Melissa Ethridge, Joan Armatrading, Mary J. Blige, Lauren Hill, Karen O., Eryka Badu, Annie Lennox, Sahara Hotnights, L7, Exena, The Breeders/Kim Deal, Kim Gordon, Fionna Apple, Donna Summer, Gloria Gayor, Bonnie Raitt, KD Lang, Sheryl Crow, Lucinda Williams, Linda Ronstadt, Dolly Parton, Dusty Springfield, Chantel from Morningwood, Cat Power, the chick from The Gossip, the chick from The Sounds, and many more powerful women of rock and roll...
