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Splavigan

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About Me

I know women are problematic, but I love them just the same. The more problematic, the more I love them. I have recently realized that I can pack enough underwear for a 10 day trip with one spare in case of emergency. It amazes me how I can use so much toothpaste at the beginning of a tube and how I can make so little last so long near the end. The same is true for hair product and marijuana. I tend to meet the most extravagant and recondite while wearing blinders. I love the tender flavor baby seal gives my high-curd tofu. I love watching people fall and quickly look around to see if anyone saw them do it...then giggle and point. I love it when people take the money on NEXT. I love girls that get upset when people make comments about their "coin-slot". Pull up your pants, baby. You ain't got the ass for those jeans and I need a place for my pen. Honesty is the best policy. "THE TRUTH MAY BE OFFENSIVE, BUT ITS NEVER A SIN"---some black guy. I love traveling to anywhere I've never been so I can ask stupid questions and be a total tourist that tips well. PS, If you've never been more that 500 miles from your front door, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. I love people that take a chance while everyone else tells them why it will never work out. When you succeed, you can go back to wherever it was they were when they told you that, because they'll still be there doing the same thing. "EVEN FAILURE BRINGS SUCCESS, ONLY INDOLENCE IS UNREWARDABLE."---some tall white guy. Apathy is for the brazenly stupid.I love...San Dimas.


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My Interests

Film - Rock - Art - Booze. The Local San Diego community. Local bands begging for a steak at 3 am. Local filmmakers begging for advice I cannot give in good conscience. The beach, the golf course, Sacramento Kings Y'all!!! San Diego - SUPERCHARGERS! Girls with something to say that doesn't involve US Weekly magazine. Conversations about movies, art, history, music or nothing at all. PLEASE JUST HAVE AN OPINION and don't someone else give it to you, not Jesus, not Rush not Kanye, not your parents. Dirty porn, and Pace Picante.

What Classic Movie Are You?
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I'd like to meet:

The man that kills Dane Cook.Jessica Alba, Diane Lane, Mariah Carey. No. Wait...that was the last game of "Screw, Marry, Kill". Well...I stand by it. People that love something--ANYTHING. Jenna Haze, Coach Carter, Fonzie, Mork, Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, OJ (In Hell), Buckaroo banzai.Passion is the only thing worth living for. That and a good pastrami sandwich.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% The Flash 75% Green Lantern 70% Superman 65% Iron Man 55% Robin 53% Supergirl 51% Catwoman 50% Batman 50% Hulk 40% Wonder Woman 31% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Music:

Smiths, Nirvana, Killers, Transfer, The Sea Of Cortez, Scarlet Symphony, John Legend, The Game, 30 Seconds to Mars (kidding, kidding), Beck, Louis XIV, Rogue Wave, Outkast, Flaming Lips, Flogging Molly, Music for Animals, Beastie Boys, The Cure, Neil Young (thanks, Dad.), Lou Reed, Buzzkill Romantics, Muse, Mike Flynn (not the gay one), Film School, INXS (pre lead singer killing himself masturbating), Grand Old Party, The Pussywhips, Wolfmother, After Party, The Prayers, The Shins, Al Green, Beck, Muse, Cake, Roots, Tenacious D., Whatevs, The Prayers, Arcade Fire, Album Leaf, New Order, Bowie, Death Cab, Editors, Chili Peppers, Men at Work, Truckee Bros., Jay-Z (minus R.Kelly collaborations), Jurassic 5, Pixies, Curtis Mayfield, UV Tigers, George Gershwin, Archways, Elliot Smith, Tupac, ...I'm full of it. I listen to the radio.

Movies:

Check out a TV snip of the America's Ride documentary I shot with some of the greatest people you'd ever be lucky enough to meet. Rather than give the usual drivel (i.e. Napolean Dynamite, Star Wars, Jenna loves Janine) I submit some of my favorite Directors. Billy Wilder, PT Anderson, Cameron Crowe, Coens, Ridley Scott (Ok, I list BLADE RUNNER), Tim Burton, Herbert Ross, Mike Nichols, David Fincher, Mel Brooks, Spielberg (gotta love a good formula), John Frankenhiemer...

Television:

If it's not animated and called "Family Guy" it probably sucks. But my guilty pleasure is LOST, wait...and Entourage...and sometimes NEXT. Crap.

Books:

Litteracie is for dorks. But right now I'm reading John Adams by David McCullough

Heroes:

Spiderman, Underdog, lvl 28 Blaster Defecator, Duff Man, Scuzzlebutt's Patrick Duffy leg, Ben Franklin, Uncle Rico's Steak Chuckers, Hirohito, Tres Coaches, Voltaire, Evil Robot Jesus, and Super Grover.

What Famous Leader Are You?
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My Blog

The road.

Sometimes when we lose our sense of normalcy, we lose our sense of self. Other times it is the removal FROM that normalcy that truly exposes that which is inherently a personal endowment. Travel is ...
Posted by Splavigan on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 06:58:00 PST

Transfer, Casbah and Jack Daniels

I rolled into SD this weekend to, not only, promote our upcoming show Thursday, but to hit one of the best four-pack of bands the Casbah has fronted in recent memory. First up was MUSIC FOR ANIMALS, ...
Posted by Splavigan on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:56:00 PST

Fat and crapping your pants.

So you think being a fat slob is as bad as it can get? WRONG. You could also crap yourself all over. The new "wonder drug" for weight loss, ALLI, promises to cut your fat intake considerably, regar...
Posted by Splavigan on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:54:00 PST

Miami Vice, or frozen poop on a stick? Ill have two frozen poops please.

Michael Mann, the auteur that brought the world stellar films such as Heat, The Insider, and Ali, proves that anyone can take a major misstep into the world of heinous, insignificant tripe if t...
Posted by Splavigan on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST

Why RoboCop is one of America's greatest films

THE VISUAL UNDERGROUND - THURSDAY - JULY 27th @ THE WHISTLE STOP BARCLICK HERE FOR SHOW INFORMATIONWhy RoboCop is one of the greatest films of all time.Paul Verhoven's classic 80's satirical opera tha...
Posted by Splavigan on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST