D Walker

Chicks dig me 'cause I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.With that said, it is quite interesting that for the most part, I am not big fan of people, yet my job requires me to be... needless to say that most days for me are greeted with a groan and middle finger hoisted into the air. Well, that may be a bit dramatic.For the most part, I am easy going, and I try not to sweat the small stuff. I like to laugh, and I also like to use sarcasm as a way to make others feel inferior. Along the same line, I am a huge fan of backhanded compliments.If I could offer one piece of advice, it would be this: never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it. Truer words have never been said.