Clark W. Griswold

My name is Clark W. Griswold Jr. I'm married to my beautiful wife Ellen, and have two great children Rusty and Audrey. I work for my bug-eyed, sack of monkey shit boss Mr. Shirley, as a food additive designer. I like to decorate my house 25,000 Italian twinkle-lights during Christmas time. My cousin Eddie always seems to show-up or do something bad, like kidnapping my boss on Christmas Eve. I drive out to the middle of nowhere to get the Griswold Christmas Tree, which usually has a lot of sap. We have taken vacations to Europe and Las Vegas, but my favorite was to Wally World, in the family truckster. I had to hold-up one guard with a BB gun, and make the other act like a dog, when we got there and found out they were closed for renovations. My Uncle Lewis set my Christmas tree on fire, and Ellen's Aunt Edna died in our car on the way to Wally World. My neighbors suck, and my family tells me that I go overboard when doing things. I am a huge fan of the Chicago Bears and Chicago Blackhawks.