Mr. Larson

I'm the boss at a construction site. I'm sure you all know that Happy Gilmore once shot me in the head with a nail gun, while showing off in front of my employees. He got said I got a "couple lucky shots" on him and he still won the battle, but I put him in the hospital. That's all behind us now. I'm his biggest fan, and I'm so proud of him. I usually travel all over America watching him play in PGA events.On the other hand, my wife left me with our kids for the guy who plays Kramer on Seinfeld. I went into a depressive state, where all I did was drink Jack Daniels, Whiskey, snort cocaine, smoke crack, and have sex with real raunchy prostitutes. Since leaving rehab I have cleaned my act up, and that's how I got promoted to being boss. I'm seeing a nice Chinese lady that Happy introduced me to.