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Joel

I may not be a king, but I'll always have the Mitus touch.

About Me

My name is Joel. Sports, reading, writing, and being with the people I love are the things I cherish the most. I believe Hunter S. Thompson said it best, " I hate to advocate the use of alcohol, drugs, insanity, and violence, but they have always worked for me,"

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My Interests

Smoothe Simplicity.

Music:

Anything and everything.

Movies:

Joe Dirt, Godfather, Rocky IV, How High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Forest Gump, Green Mile, Casino, Super Troopers, Oceans 11

Television:

Espn, A&E, History Channel

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, J.D. Salinger, Jack Kerouac, any of the Beatnik writers, etc., etc.

Heroes:

Sigmund Freud, Atilla The Hun, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Leondardo Da Vinci, Christopher Boykin(Big Black), Hunter S. Thompson, Marat Safin

My Blog

Scuba Steve Goes to Tijuana

In the words of Lil Wayne, "Every morning I wake up take a piss and wash my hands and then get on my knee and thank the man."  Scuba is back and has another story to tingle your senses.  Don...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

Summer

  "Summertime and the livins easy.."-Sublime Summer is here.  With the clouds of winter fading and the heat from the sun shimmering, it is important for us to take in this amazing seaso...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:05:00 PST

Sin and Carnage in Ashland, Ky

Sin and Carnage IN ASHLAND, KENTUCKY   Fuck yes, Scuba Steve has returned from the dead and is back with another adventure that leaves mere mortals clinching for a last breath.  I have been ...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

My Green Eyed Girl

"Love that comes fast can leave just as quick."  I met her when I was 16.  Tall and beautiful.  With eyes as green as a summer forest.  Never had I seen anything so splendid. ...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

Devil's Country

Short Story.  Sorry, no Scuba Steve this time folks.  Hope you enjoy.     DEVIL'S COUNTRY   It started out romantically. My Car and I. No more, no less.  Smoothe journey....
Posted by Joel on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

Scuba Steve meets Picasso

Wowwwwww, it has been a few minutes.  Scuba Steve took a hiatus and has returned from the dead to give you something to chew on.  My mind still is half functional and a quarter sane, so that...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

Santa

CHRISTMAS POEM By Scuba Steve   Santa Thank you for bring me presents every year Although I have been naughty and drank too much beer You never forget to put a smile on my face Eventhough my pare...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

Scuba Steve and the one class he couldn't pass

No need to run or hide.  I am not here to personally harm.  Just to introduce you inbred idiotic fuckers to a sub-culture known as the Scuba Steve Revolution.  I am more of a myth than ...
Posted by Joel on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

Scuba Steve falls in love with a stripper

Guess who's back?  Back again.  Scuba's back, tell your friends.  Yes folks, the man formally known as Scuba Steve has once again returned to elevate and intrigue your minds with anothe...
Posted by Joel on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

Scuba Steve takes on 'wiggers'

I always seem to get on this when I should be doing more constructive endeavors.  Never the less, I am once again here.  School work can be put on the back burner for the time being while I ...
Posted by Joel on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:54:00 PST