I am Goldberg the Goalie of the greatest hockey team ever assembled The Mighty Ducks. I started for a while, then this dyke stole my starting job, but not anymore because i sent a hitman to kill that bulldyke. Now I play hockey around Philadelphia on the side, and hang with the ducks all the time. We ducks get wasted now that were grown up. Its a real shame that the Hall bro's are dead due to a crack addiction. Me, Averman, Bombay, Banks, Dwayne and Woo Woo Kenny Woo usually get wasted together a lot, Bombay buys us the booze and drives aruond wasted. After Eden Hall, I have been pulling mad broads, they never showed me pulling any ladies, but in D4 you'll see.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
The girl Conway was hooking up with in D3 I wonder if she had down syndrome
Heroes:
All the ducks...except Julie "the cat" that dyke stole my starting job
