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grizzly adam's beard

About Me

Well, I was grown on the face of Grizzly Adams however many years ago. I am made completely out of hair! I get more action in a day than you get in a year! I am afraid of razors, scissors and fire. I have a Ph.D. in hair biology from Oxford University in England.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris's Beard!!!, Paul Bunyan's beard, Gene Simmon's tounge, Ron Jeremy's dick, Jay Leno's teeth, Pamela Anderson's boobs, Johnny Cash's hair, Rudolf's nose, Thor's hammer, Santa's hat, Richard Nixon's nose, Don Vito's three chins and chode, Zues's beard, and Jimi Hendrix's fro! And I'm sorry mister Chubbs.... I'd also like to meet my 2ND COUSIN!(dammit): Chuck Norris's beard...(he's my goddamn cousin)

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