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Avery

Visual artist. Watercolorist. Horse.

About Me


My name is Avenell Road, but my friends call me "Avery". I am a 21-year-old registered Thoroughbred horse. Painting is my fourth career. I wasn't a very good race horse, but became a very successful national show jumper until I fractured my long pastern bone and was sidelined by injury. After attempts at rehabilitation failed, I began a downward spiral to the nether reaches of equestrian sport, until I was abandoned at a feedlot auction. I would undoubtedly have gone from there to a dinner plate in Japan had not fate intervened.
I was rescued at the feedlot auction by my current owner, who outbid the meat man for the grandiose price of $600. After three further years of rehabilitation and retraining, I made a dramatic comeback to the show ring as a competitive carriage driving horse, securing a USEF 3rd Place Regional Horse of the Year Award in 2004 before taking up the brush and palette, which I personally find much more civilized.
I now reside on a 750 acre estate outside of Athens, Georgia, where my hobbies include racing, cadging food, shadow boxing, airs above the ground, snoozing, cadging more food, outwitting humans, rolling my eyes dramatically to express disapproval, and biting anything with a pulse.
I had my first solo exhibit at Flicker Theatre in Athens, Georgia on February 24, 2006. A portion of the proceeds of this exhibit were donated to the "No Reinstatement for USEF Horse Killers Fund", which supports a grassroots campaign to permanently ban from membership in the U.S. Equestrian Federation a ring of horse trainers who killed show horses by many gruesome means, including electrocution, strangulation, and beating, in order to collect the proceeds of the horses' insurance. I would appreciate it very much if you would consider signing the "No Reinstatement" petition. It might help save some other horses like me.
Here are some samples of my work:
ANGELS
DOVE OF PEACE (Holiday Card, 2005)
FEET!!
EXHIBITS:
24 February 2006: Flicker Theatre, Athens, Georgia
10-13 May 2006: The Dixie Cup Horse Show, Conyers, Georgia
9-10 June 2006: Midsummer Classic Horse Show, Alpharetta, Georgia
UPCOMING: 19-21 April 2007: MHSA Kickoff Horse Show, Columbia, Missouri (for Saddlebred Rescue)
COLLECTIONS:
Mr. Willie "Loco" Alexander, Gloucester, Massachusetts
Mr. Keith Matthews, Warley, W. Midlands, England
Ms. Molly Williamson, White Bear Lake, Minnesota
Ms. Jennifer Culler, Athens, Georgia
Mr. Darrell Buffenstein, Atlanta, Georgia
Ms. Kay Henderson, Richmond Hill, Georgia
Ms. Pat Belskie, Aberdeen, North Carolina
Ms. Jo Powers, Centreville, Maryland
Ms. Michelle Barcomb, Morrisonville, New York
Ms. Veronica Finkelstein, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Ms. Wendi Neckameyer, St. Louis, Missouri
Ms. Shannon DeWaal, Lexington, Kentucky
Ms. Debbie Brady, Tucker, Georgia.. coolmyspace.com

My Interests


NO USEF REINSTATEMENT FOR HORSE KILLERS!!


I'd like to meet:

Dealers, artists' representatives, gallery owners, fans, and friends.

A marketing rep from Barq's Root Beer. I want a product endorsement!


I NEED A PUBLICIST. Caffy? Press Council?? Team Clermont?? You in??

Music:

Hixx

You can hear me rapping on the song "Clip Clop"! Animals rappin' on the MTV!!
Hell yeah.

Movies:

International Velvet. Danny. Seabiscuit. The Horse With The Flying Tail. Sylvester. The Horse In The Gray Flannel Suit. The Black Stallion. And of course, the best movie of all time, BIG SPENDER. All about how we TBs save the sorry behinds of stupid humans and give them better lives.

My Blog

How to Get Breakfast WHENEVER YOU WANT IT.

Penny and I are geniuses.  We have figured out this awesome way to get our barn manager to feed us our breakfast WHENEVER WE WANT IT.Since I'm a pretty generous old horse, I thought I'd share.We ...
Posted by Avery on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:45:00 PST

Art by Avery The Horse on Ebay!

Dear Friends:I just listed some of my watercolors on Ebay.  If you would like to take a look, here's how:SEARCH BY SELLER for "eudoxa" (no quotation marks)SEARCH BY ITEM NUMBER FOR:  2500979...
Posted by Avery on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

"As Seen In Horse & Hound". That's MEEEEEE!!

It's out it's out it's OUT!  That's MEEEEEEEEEEEE in Horse & Hound!!Special thanks to Kate for the scan (since H&H rarely winds its way to the Southern US), Anna at H&H for all the ki...
Posted by Avery on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST

I have a secret, I have a secret!!

Can't tell you QUITE yet.  All I can say is, folks in the U.K. will want to pick up a copy of a certain weekly horse magazine this coming Thursday.  You may see someone who's on your Friends...
Posted by Avery on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST

Why I paint for Saddlebred Rescue.

Sometimes people ask me why a Thoroughbred horse would donate paintings to Saddlebred Rescue.  So I thought I'd 'splain.You've got to remember:  I was a show horse, not a race horse.  S...
Posted by Avery on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:59:00 PST

We's Cohabitatin'!!

Well, it has taken Penny and me months of screaming, kicking, jailbreaks, escapes, whining, screaming some more, acting ulciferous, and general obnoxiousness, but WE DID IT!!Penny and I succeeded in c...
Posted by Avery on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

Godspeed, Barbaro.

Godspeed, little nephew.  May you be at peace.  We will never forget you.LoffAvery
Posted by Avery on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

10,000 candles for Barbaro. Now light yours.

Dear Friends:My little great-grandnephew Barbaro has suffered a setback on his laminitic hind leg, and is back in the sling.Ten thousand people from forty countries have lit candles for Barbaro.Please...
Posted by Avery on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

Happy New Year!! I'm Staying!!!

Dear Friends,This old horse humbly comes to say thank you all so verrie much for all the help, loff and support you offered at the auction.I'll be able to stay with my human slave.  I'm a very re...
Posted by Avery on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST

Ain't Too Proud To Beg.

Some very kind friends of my Personal Assistant have put together a benefit auction so that MAYBE, just MAYBE, I can stay with my human.I'm a proud old horse, but you know what?  I'm the equivale...
Posted by Avery on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST