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Prego the Elephant

quit rubbin your bottom on my ribs

About Me

could you do somthing for me? could you have a great day? thanks...

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My Interests

roller derby, roller skating,ACDC, tattoos, music, body piercing, green tea, high quality H20, pinecone liquor, vegetarian subs, sweet tea w/ splenda, chanel madmoiselle, squidbillies, reading for extended periods of time, champagne, liquor, M.A.C. eyeliner, firebelly's wings, justin's martinis, watching movies with the spouse, wine night

I'd like to meet:

the little person thats been stealing my food for months now.

Music:

AC/DC,ThunderLip,Creednce Clearwater Revival,the cramps, amy winehouse, b52'a, duane eddy,the clash, agent orange, Nashville pussy,Kelly,Bad Religion, Gogol Bordello, ludacris, joe strummer and the mescalaros, electric frankenstein,the hellacopters, reverend horton heat, the legendary shack shakers, X, love,the ramones, the misfits, the independents, the germs, the mummies,social distortion,nekromantix, roy orbison, johnny cash, throw rag, quiet riot, motorhead,motley crue, black flag,cocksparrer, the adicts,the blasters, ladytron, desmond dekker, cibbo matto, dr. know, jerry lee lewis, nick cave, tom waits, lars fredrikson and the bastards, , hank williams(all), nancy sinatra,patsy cline,grandaddy, zeke, nine pound hammer, groovie ghoulies itjust keeps going, ive heard a lot of music

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, any tim burton movie, as good as it gets, ray, Quills, frankenstein, dracula , the wasp woman, man on fire, cabaret everything is illuminated, knocked up

Television:

food network, boondocks, squidbillies, home movies, discovery channel

Books:

20,000 leagues under the sea memoirs of a geisha, tim burton's autobiography, running with scissors, dry, magical thinking, the hot zone, kinda makes you wanna wash your hands everything is illuminated

Heroes:

whoever invented the full body pillow and the core ball.

My Blog

third trimester ouch

Okay, so far Ive had a smooth pregnancy. I havent really experienced all the horrors that all the old bats at the restauraunt i work at tell me about. " "Just you wait, youre gonna get stretch marks E...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:35:00 PST

Keyboard for Sale

anybody wanna buy a keyboard? Casio CTK 720, 61 keys, 100 tones options, recording option, digital screen used very rarely, sounds great On stage stand included, also canvas carrying case with 2...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:48:00 PST

food and the expectant mom

eating healthy food while pregnant has taught me a few things. 1. eating healthy food consistantly not only is good for your baby, but it makes your poops HUGE!. im talking WOAH. ive never crapped thi...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 03:39:00 PST

nothing in particular

i dub thee spawn Gibson. no middle name yet but we're arguing about that. im entering my fifth month and im really looking forward to some movement which im being told begins shortly. i feel bubb...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:32:00 PST

holy mom work out

okay so not only does having medicaid get me free work out classes at certain gyms, but i have also purchased some recommended pregnant lady workout vids. Let me say that i was on a strict regiment BE...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:23:00 PST

full of baby

im gettin there. im nearing 15 weeks now and ive got the lil water balloon forming under my bellybutton, making it exceedingly difficult to wear most of my clothes but still too small for materni...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:44:00 PST

ON MAY 17th YOU GOTTA GO

ok so i dont have a flier for this yet but you can still read on............   CAPE FEAR ROLLERGIRLS VS. the CAROLINA HURRTICANES WHEN: SATURDAY MAY 17TH, DOORS 6:00, Game @ 7pm WHERE: CB REC CE...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:42:00 PST

things i appreciate a lil more

now that im knocked up......... goldfish crackers, saltines,  bottled water, that one pillow that never quite made the cut at bedtime but now its the most comfortable one, froofy summer dresses, ...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

im feeling so sad. read my blog

HAHHAHAHAHHAH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYKE MUTHAFUKKA!!!!!!!!!! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!!   CAPE FEAR ROLLERGIRLS ROLLERDERBY MADNESS CAPE FEAR ROLLERGIRLS VS. CAROLINA's DEBUTANTE BRAWLERS WHERE???? SCOOT...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST

idiot restaraunt customers

ok i love my patrons. without them i wouldnt have money....but what the fuck is the deal with 1/2 sweet tea and 1/2 unsweet tea?????? Or 1/2 diet coke 1/2 regular coke? YOU KNOW YOURE NOT DOING ANYTHI...
Posted by Prego the Elephant on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:18:00 PST