Jesus: The America of Saviors |
Good Friday and Easter are just around the corner. Two holidays which recognize, respectively, the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. Now... I know what you’re thi...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:20:00 GMT |
Love: American Style |
Valentine's Day is right around the corner and you know what that means. No, I'm not talking about lonely losers trying to convince themselves they sincerely believe this day was engineered by corpora...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:18:00 GMT |
Free the Jena 6! What’d they do again? |
Attention my fellow followers: Join me in my fight to free the Jena 6. Now...no one I know is involved in this situation and I don't know the details of the case, but that shouldn't stop you from foll...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:59:00 GMT |
BHM |
We are more than halfway through Black History Month (no, seriously) and if you're anything like me, you've hardly even noticed. It seems like with each passing year, Black History Month (or BHM, as I...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:21:00 GMT |
Putting the 'Evil' Into Devil's Night |
Putting the 'Evil' Into Devil's NightHalloween is right around the corner, and I, for one, could not be more indifferent. Obviously, as you grow older, Halloween is going to be less and less appealing...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 18:17:00 GMT |
The Time for Talk and Action Has Passed - It's Time for Doing Nothin |
The Time for Talk and Action Has Passed - It's Time for Doing NothingNorth Korea recently test-fired nuclear missiles and I think I speak for all Americans when I say "BFD." And I'd like to add "big f...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:50:00 GMT |
Ban Gay Marriage, Flag Burning and Macaroni Art |
Ban Gay Marriage, Flag Burning and Macaroni ArtThere are a lot of things I find immoral, and a lot more things I just plain don't like, and every single one of them should be banned. The government ha...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:44:00 GMT |
American Baby-Raping Idol |
American Baby-Raping IdolI have a great idea for a new TV show. This is my pitch to you, the American people. Heres the show: a bunch of people up on a stage rape babies. Now, you might be saying that...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:37:00 GMT |
[The Immaculate Abortion] |
The Immaculate AbortionBased on the title of this piece, Im assuming that you know where Im going with this. Im going to start at the beginning anyway, just so you know where I was at emotionally. And...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:34:00 GMT |
[So, Mohammed Walks into a Bar] |
[So, Mohammed Walks Into a Bar . . . ]Talk about perfect timing. I had already decided I was going to talk badly about Mohammed in this newsletter, and through the grace of God (money) it's going to e...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 19:43:00 GMT |
