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Struggler

If it looks like a zombie, and it smells like a zombie, it can still be a crazy homeless person.

About Me

I am a mixture of Gatsu and Nathan Explosion.But I have an awesome helmet!See?

My Interests

"It is summoned, as if by the howl of poisoned winds, to answer the beckoning call of those forgotten by God. And cursed be those lowly deities who were left to inherit mortal realms, for in their jubilation upon the discovery of carnal delights, they had inadvertently delivered their communal voice to the badlands where the Butcher roams...."Written by Eric K DeGrechie http://boneyardartistseltie.blogspot.com/

I'd like to meet:

M'BGWWWWWW! The corpse of Fats Waller, Cthulu, Lemmy, Yog Sothoth, Wyald and The Black Dog Knights, Freddy Kruger, Batman, Humbaba, Ren Hoek and Stimpy J Kadogan, The Snake Tyrant, Beelzebub, Shub Niggarath, Larry, Curly, Moe, Shemp, Chojin, Nosferatu Zodd, Popeye, Master Roshi, Lobo, Oderus Urungus, Void, Brock Samson, Freezer, Tessai, Dr. McNinja, Gemma, Marv, The Black Swordsman (aka Gatsu, The Century Slayer), the corpse of Fatty Arbuckle, Amano Jyaku, Waldo Heraldo Faldo, Bugs Bunny, Ichi The Killer, King Koopa, Vegeta, George Liquor, Venom, Jizmac Da Gusha, Carl Winslow, Vlad Tepes, Dio, Foghorn Leghorn....Japanese pornstars....Where was I? Oh yeah! Mac (and Me...tehehehe!)

Music:

GWAR, Dethklok, Macabre, Sigh, King Diamond/Merciful Fate, Rush, Blood Duster, Pungent Stench, Celtic Frost, Motorhead, Cannibal Corpse, Mortician, Brujeria, and a shitload more, but if you don't like all these bands that I have listed here, you suck and you'll probably die fat and alone.

Movies:

Horror, gore, porn, comedy, and sometimes a mixture of all 4.

Television:

Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny, Korgoth of Barbaria, Ninja Warrior, Metalocalypse, South Park, 3 Stooges, Spumco, Bob Clampett.

Books:

HP Lovecraft, comic books, porn.

Heroes:

Jack Kevorkian andGatsu from Berserk.

My Blog

Cool Tattoo Ideas!

I think the main reason I don't have any tattoos is because I haven't put enough thought into it. I like very specific things, and so far I haven't seen, heard of, or thought up a design that ref...
Posted by Struggler on Mon, 26 May 2008 05:31:00 PST

Dominos Pizza Sucks!

I wrote about it before and I'll write about it again. Fuck Dominos. Everytime I order from them the pizzas are smaller and the crust is bigger, more grainy, and more puffed-up. Dominos current&...
Posted by Struggler on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:48:00 PST

New Movie Idea!

It's called Harold and Kumar Actually Work at Whitecastle. This time it's not a zany sequel, it's more of a documentary. I'm sure production can start soon after the release of their lastest movie as ...
Posted by Struggler on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:35:00 PST

mo 420 shit cuz its my fav holiday!!!!!1111LOL

so tday my freind was all "why 420 make pot better. i don't get it." so i was "cause that guy hitla had a burthday and inventid bud and smoked it. so he was like "you stupit" then said something ...
Posted by Struggler on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:02:00 PST

yo, it be 4:20 an shit!

yo peeps it be hitla's berfday and shit.lets smoke a blunt an like celebrate an shit yo!yo, why e-ryone hating on that nigga anyway/ what hitla ever do to you? he had a cool mustach yo.yo id like to s...
Posted by Struggler on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:34:00 PST

Lunar Protest.

Fuck the moon. It's boring as hell and now it thinks it can get our attention by.....I don't even know what it is that's supposed to be going on. It disappeared for a while. Hey everyone! Let's g...
Posted by Struggler on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:02:00 PST

Are you a Loser?

I just saw a banner that reads "Are you a loser? Click here to find out." Think about it, man. If you're taking online personality tests in the first place then you are, without a doubt, wasting your ...
Posted by Struggler on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST

Pickles are nasty part 2

So I was watching tv with my friend and my brother the other day and a commercial came on where some woman is going through her fridge and asked "You want some chips?" to which that hideous...
Posted by Struggler on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

A song about my life...

And I find it holds true time and time again. I can see Cosby now the show is on I can see all Huxtables in my way I can see Rudy now my laugh is on Gonna be a Bill (Bill) Bill (Bill) Bill Cosby...
Posted by Struggler on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:06:00 PST

Oh shit! Intro to Boneyard.

No battle in the realm of skulls. Just a little introduction to what this is all about. Chiggity check it out, yo! I'll make copies for whoever wants one. EDIT:  If anyone notices any ...
Posted by Struggler on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST