Beverages. People who enjoy beverages. Beverage distributors, purveyors, makers. Beverage mascots, except the A&W Bear, who is a total dick.
Hot female welders-by-day / dancers-by-night. Children whose dreams have only mostly been dashed by the harsh realities of the second grade. Sting. Michelle Tuzee. Hobos who aren't afraid to cry. Elderly retired pool sharks looking for a young phenom to stake. The inventor of Coinstar. The person who will eventually lead to my downfall. The guy who is planning to be the downfall of the person scheduled to lead to my downfall. Rosie Perez.
The farty sound two sweaty stomachs make. Surfer dogs standing on the beach barking endlessly for their masters who just drowned. The dial tone after Dad hangs up on me.
8 Heads In A Duffle Bag. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag 2. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Assignment Miami. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Pig In The City. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag vs. Jason.Also, stuff I'm in:
I have a 1988 black and white SONY Watchman hooked up to a TiVo and the DISH Network. I know, I know, overkill, but I love my stories.
The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Woman Wild In Bed. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Boss Wild At Work. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Dog Wild At The Dog Park. The Learning Annex Guide To Getting Fired From Your Job At The Learning Annex. Saw IV, The Novelization. Roots.
Anita Baker. Jim Belushi. Linkin Park. Your Mom.