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steedoggydogg

About Me

I'm sort of like all of the girls in Sex And The City rolled into one: I'm like Carrie because she was optimistic about love but with a dash of world-weary cynicism, plus she used a Mac. :) I'm like Charlotte, because I too think people are far too crass most of the time. I'm like Samantha, how she was a whore. I'm like the lesbian one because she too secretly liked pussy. I'm like Chandler, because he hides his pain with jokes. I'm like Johnny Drama, because I too have a little brother who has eclipsed my acting career. I'm like Tootie because I can always be found on rollerskates, and because I'm the black one. And I'm like Estelle Getty, because no one has heard from me in years and I'm most likely very near death.
Plaintive Wail dot com / Film Pigs dot com / AIM - steedoggydogg

My Interests

Beverages. People who enjoy beverages. Beverage distributors, purveyors, makers. Beverage mascots, except the A&W Bear, who is a total dick.

I'd like to meet:

Hot female welders-by-day / dancers-by-night. Children whose dreams have only mostly been dashed by the harsh realities of the second grade. Sting. Michelle Tuzee. Hobos who aren't afraid to cry. Elderly retired pool sharks looking for a young phenom to stake. The inventor of Coinstar. The person who will eventually lead to my downfall. The guy who is planning to be the downfall of the person scheduled to lead to my downfall. Rosie Perez.

Music:

The farty sound two sweaty stomachs make. Surfer dogs standing on the beach barking endlessly for their masters who just drowned. The dial tone after Dad hangs up on me.

Movies:

8 Heads In A Duffle Bag. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag 2. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Assignment Miami. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag: Pig In The City. 8 Heads In A Duffle Bag vs. Jason.Also, stuff I'm in:

Television:

I have a 1988 black and white SONY Watchman hooked up to a TiVo and the DISH Network. I know, I know, overkill, but I love my stories.

Books:

The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Woman Wild In Bed. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Boss Wild At Work. The Learning Annex Guide To Driving Your Dog Wild At The Dog Park. The Learning Annex Guide To Getting Fired From Your Job At The Learning Annex. Saw IV, The Novelization. Roots.

Heroes:

Anita Baker. Jim Belushi. Linkin Park. Your Mom.

My Blog

New Film Pigs Movie Review Vlog: "The Forbidden Kingdom"!

The Film Pigs are disappointed by the number one movie at the box office for the umpteenth time in a row. What's wrong with you, America? Seriously. Try harder. Kthxbai. ...
Posted by Stee on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:52:00 PST

New Film Pigs Movie Review Vlog: "21"!!!

The Pigs see this slow-moving and pretentious snoozer about the exciting world of card counting, and the rich children who can’t believe something so stupid as money could keep them out of Harva...
Posted by Stee on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:57:00 PST

New Film Pigs VIDEO GAME Review -- Rock Band!

The Pigs branch out of the movie review ghetto, climbing over Pauline Kael’s body to form the awesome band Adult Diaper Party and rock out to all your favorite hits, like "Black Hole Sun," "In B...
Posted by Stee on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:32:00 PST

New Film Pigs Alternate DVD Commentary -- Disturbia!

The Film Pigs just can't get enough of that charming Shia LaBeouf! This time he stars as an impulse-control challenged and slightly pervy teenager under house arrest in this modern take on Hitchcock's...
Posted by Stee on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:30:00 PST

New Film Pigs Movie Review -- Rambo & Cloverfield!

Rambo makes the Film Pigs' dreary day a little brighter with extreme gun/bomb/arrow/fist/and pig-on-man violence. But Cloverfield just makes them angry again. ...
Posted by Stee on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:17:00 PST

New Film Pigs Movie Review -- I Am Legend!

It's 2008, and the Pigs are already tired! But get this: they actually LIKED "I Am Legend!" ...
Posted by Stee on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:16:00 PST

New Film Pigs Alternate DVD Commentary -- Christmas Fireplace!

The Film Pigs spread holiday cheer with this very special DVD commentary. Snatched up in the festive shopping madness at Burbank's finest Kmart, marvel as the Pigs learn the true meaning of the holida...
Posted by Stee on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:03:00 PST

Strike Life -- Merry Mogul Christmas

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, I found myself part of a group of very talented improv actor/writers asked by United Hollywood (via the producing and directing skills of Laurie and Chris Nolan) to mak...
Posted by Stee on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:08:00 PST

New Film Pigs Movie Review -- Enchanted!

You know, sometimes a cultural phenomenon happens that just passes you by. Like video games, or "Hey Ya!", or staying in touch with your family. And when that happens, it can be a very dislocating fee...
Posted by Stee on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:07:00 PST

Christmas Wishes

I want to punch Nick Counter in his soul. I want to buy Nick Counter a puppy and then just when he bonds with it, take it back. I want to kneel down behind Nick Counter and have someone push him backw...
Posted by Stee on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST