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About Me

White Owl. Internet Icon. Sarcastic. Hate people that don't believe. For people that are wondering who I am, ...I'M THE O RLY OWL! YARLY!! I'm teh coolest and most hottest thing in teh world.
You can see me in teh internet. Here are some YTMND's about me.
http://orly-8ball.ytmnd.com/ (Me debating with Ya RLY!)
http://orlysextape.ytmnd.com/.. (Me getting it ON. Mature content)
http://nospinowl.ytmnd.com/ (Me debating with Jesse Ventura)
http://scatmon.ytmnd.com/ (Me hangin' out with Harry and Ron)

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My Interests

YTMND, Forums, Blogs, flying, small animals dat can't see me coming at dem in teh night, Mating season, E-mail, Hard Drinks, IM, my movies, video games, hot flying animals, night vision, claw sharpeners, Ya Rly owl's mom.

I'd like to meet:

Other feathered or furry creatures that dig my milky white feathers and sexy stare.

Music:

Jihad Jerry and The Evildoers, Owl and the Pussycats, Melodious Owl,

Movies:

Harry Potters, Night Owls, Napoleon Dynamite (I almost got a part in that), Anything Guy Ritchie did except for that movie he made with Madonna, ....hum....

Television:

O Rly Factor, Animal Planet.

Books:

Harry Potter. I'm a huge star.

Heroes:

YTMND.COM, Manimal, OWL (Winnie the Pooh),

My Blog

Lotion on what???

So I was told today dat I should use some kind of lotions on my claws. Srsly, what kind of bird wud put lotions on their claws? It was ya rly's korean nailz peoplez. I fired dem. I need my claws sharp...
Posted by O RLY? on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

Merry Buttseks

So I got a hummer for teh xmas. And no, not teh car. So it was a gud xmas. I hope everyone getz a hummer for xmas. I aizked for some buttseks for new yers. Let's see what happenz! LONG LIVE TEH SEXORZ...
Posted by O RLY? on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

WOW is for What? One Week?

So with all teh moneys I made from my upcoming moofie, I decided to go out and buy myself something nice. My friend said, get a new video gamez since you liek those so much. So I did just that...I bou...
Posted by O RLY? on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

I've been reeealy busy

Hokay, so I must appologeize for not being on myspace so daym much. I'll tell you what, I've been working on teh new moofie, "HOOT". Das reight. Check it out here http://www.hootmovie.com/ So I hopes...
Posted by O RLY? on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:13:00 PST

Stolen Freinds!

So, dis haipened teh oder night while I was haivng drinks with dis oder hawt @$$ owl ( I totaly banged her!). DIS Well, I know teh owls. Dei are Fraizor and Kevinz. Dei are cool. We liek to drink teh...
Posted by O RLY? on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:47:00 PST

666!!

HOKAY! So today I cheked my freinds list. And dis is what I found. Scairy!
Posted by O RLY? on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 09:47:00 PST

OMG! Old peoples are teh slows.

Hokay, So today I was flying over teh roads. I noticed how someteims, teh old peoples don't dreiv fast enough. I could fly right past them. So I started thinking. I would assume dat when people...
Posted by O RLY? on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:38:00 PST

Candey STORY

Posted by O RLY? on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:35:00 PST

Maiks me ANGREES!

Hokay! So I'm goint through teh interneit, you kno, whear I leik to hang out. Wells, turns out dat everywhair der is someone offereing me eider a brand knew XBOX 360 or a Ipod NaYNO! Well, I think it'...
Posted by O RLY? on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 05:19:00 PST

blORLY?

So I deceided to start blogging. Don't know what to blog about since I have been out of work for quite some teim. I leik to fly out at night and attack teh little ugly creatures that I like to eat. Di...
Posted by O RLY? on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:40:00 PST