About Me

i'm amazing. on AIM it is: Stephasceneget with it.I'M A SHITHEAD MY KITTEHcan you eat an asshole pls

THE WORLD FRONT: OK.. once apon a foresty time.. a toad and a gazell were walking together in the woods.. When a pack of hunters came into their immediate area... they began to run.... the gazell was shot and the frog was shot too... And I cant really remember why.. but the fucking god damn hunters even took the frog's monies... And that is why there are laws against taking da monies...

My Interests

spaghetti, flipflops, buffalos, nettles, asparagus spears, coffee that is fun, caffeine highs, wooden forks, mattymetro, D. Flannery, cornfields, offroading in my saturn, bricks, BBQ, China Wok and Woll, a-five-five, big trucks, snakes as long as they don't touch me, snuggles, making out, hot boys that don't suck, finger paints, ramen noodles, bizarro, my studded scene belt, wacky socks, scarfs and mittens in summertime, pizza, macaroni and cheese, nails, spiderman, stealing lawn ornaments, bad music, water, dryers, fuzzy things, OCD, cupcakes and laughing at: emo.icp.jerbangs.

I'd like to meet:

george clooney, britney spears, and ireland. and boston. i'm obsessed.

Movies:

toothpastefordinner.com

Television:

old nickelodeon. img src="http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/cpedersen1/cat.jp g"

Books:

david sedaris, everything. mark haddon, everything. michael patrick mcdonald, jonathan safran foer, chuck palahniuk, frank mccourt, and pretty much anything in the bookstore i'll read. or not in the bookstore too.

Heroes:

i look up to weird eggs.

My Blog

JAWSOME

i found out today that someone has had a baby, someone who really shouldn’t, and i’m so amused and marvelled by this and i’m sure no one will care so i’ll just laugh to myself ...
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:36:00 PST

ATTN:

work on being less of a bitch, plz.
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:34:00 PST

mosh girl makes me sick

so, apparently mosh girl has a line of food. mosharoni, shrimp moshtail, and moshaball soop. looooolllllssssss omgomgomgomg where the hell do i find this? this is almost as good as S...
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:39:00 PST

so, there’s this problem

i'm having this whole problem right now that i used to have a lot years ago and its that i want to cut and dye my hair and i'm going to freak out if it doesn't happen soon. i seriously want to d...
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:32:00 PST

death before dishonor

dear dbd, seriously why are you the best thing to happen to my life bsides joe? love, me
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:42:00 PST

no time forsleeppppps

so. well. yup. that's about it....... the other night at work was bullshit dude. seriously, don't tell me we're gonna be busy as fuck but puss out when it comes t...
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:37:00 PST

Love is here to stay....

ok, first off.... fuck you myspace for fucking up the one amazing blog i ever posted to you ok? fsrs, why not fuck up commander keen or something i don't give a shit about? fuck you, fuck ...
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:10:00 PST

halo.

Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:42:00 PST

a little better

i redid some of this. it's alright. i spent all night reading old livejournal. i used to write a lot more. but i think that's also correlated to the fact that i used to drink a...
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:08:00 PST

stupidity

seriously... you can talk all you want about how it oughta be, but the second you start being a hypocrite, none of it matters anymore to me. so... stop doing that shit! fo...
Posted by whoops i PEED ON YOUR FOOT on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:17:00 PST