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Cicada

I coming with all my posse to get you suckas!

About Me

I've been underground for 17 years and frankly, I'm sick of it. I'm coming to the surface with a few million of my crew to cause a disturbance and screw like hell. I'm gonna die soon after so be prepared to see some crazy shit from me and my boys...Read all about me by clicking here !

My Interests

Screwing, chewing on plants, eating sap for 17 years, molting, singing real loud. Making the groung slippery when I die, making dogs puke when they eat me. tasting good with butter!THis guy does all my Tatt work. He killed about 50 of my boys trying ot find the right needle and machine, but he's tight now!
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I'd like to meet:

Other Cicadas, plants, tree trunks, dogs, windshields, no water!, and no birds.

Music:

My own ass wiggling! "At the gates" I like their song called the swarm. I like the Wutang jam about the Wu tang killer bees swarming too. ..-- -- -- Dr. Octagon - Blue Flowers -- CLick this to see where I robbed this video from

Movies:

The Swarm, The Ten Comandments

Television:

Fox News "cicada watch" for giving me props!

Books:

Anything Really. I just eat the paper

Heroes:

I look up to this blue eyed Cicada.