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Dana

sharks and weasels

About Me

from most recent to least: Zombie, Dragon, Lobster, Corpse Bride, Lion (slayer of safari humans), Shark imposter, Coyboy, Spanish swordsman, Siamese twin, Mailbox

My Interests

Sharks mostly, but also Zelda.

I'd like to meet:

Sharks, blue ribbon eels, stingrays, anemone, octopi, squid, snails (any mollusks really) wolverines, dingos, coyotes, lemurs, sloths (two or three toes), red pandas, crocodiles, squirrels, dodongos, sea turtles, falcons, kodiak bears, aye-ayes, catfish, giraffes, okapi, scorpions, rattle snakes, sperm whales, elephants (african, preferably), monkeys (especially howler), lynx, cheetahs, tigers, lionesses, black rhinos, white rhinos, raccoons, leopard seals, leopard frogs, leopards, polar bears, sea otters, river otters, giant otters, hyenas, african wild dogs, alligators, red foxes, mountain lions (cougars, please), meerkats, sea dragons, dragons, jellyfish, horseshoe crabs (did you know they're arachnids? awesome), ferrets, weasels, skunks, lobsters, crabs, coral, and all the rest of the best

Music:

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Movies:

Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums, Garden State, Better off Dead, Back to the Beach, Zoolander, Wet Hot American Summer, Zombie movies, LA Story, Shark movies, Alien Abduction, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood (Disney version, Prince of Thieves, Men in Tights, I'll take 'em all!), Thank You For Smoking, Spaceballs 3-the Search for Spaceballs 2, Frankenpenis...and Brandon, if you're reading this, I'll get you, fucker.

Television:

Family Guy, Southpark, Home Movies, Simpsons, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The X Files, Nature shows

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Genie, 1984, The Time Machine, Metamorphosis

Heroes:

Bowser, Link, Gill, Chomps, Mulder, Scully, Flower Monster, Boo, David Attenborough