She'll be Comin' round the Mountain when She Cums |
So yeah, I have not really been putting up as many blogs as I had intended to so far. This is not to say that I have not been writing; far from it actually. The problem with things is that I have got...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:03:00 GMT |
Fucking God Damn It. |
I am not anywhere near where I want to be with my work . It has been quite some time since I have been on top of my game. I can recall when the experiments first began this was anything but the ca...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:46:00 GMT |
Ego deconstruction and the rising phoenix |
We have begun a new year correct? Yeah? Well thats just fantastic. I was getting kind of sick of 2008. The past couple before that kind of sucked too, but who the hell is keeping track? I doubt that...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:46:00 GMT |
Maple Syrup and Catsup |
Dog and a cat dog and a cat dog and a cat oh yes. Oh sweet heavenly mercy me good gracious yes. The dog and the cat getting fat on the old home range tonight. This ravenous hunger reminds me of that m...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:14:00 GMT |
That pancake is very large. Like my labia, oh yeah. |
Oh boy! I found some more haikus behind my desk!That old lady's spryI'll spray my seed in her eyesWhat the fuck Jared?I would like some boozeOf course I m twenty oneGod fucking damn it!Something smell...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:23:00 GMT |
An intro for the eyes of those who can be trusted. |
So here is the deal kid's. This is merely the introduction to the blog that is to follow this one. Pretty much everything that I put on my blogs is for my own personal benefit and/or amusement. Here i...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 20:53:00 GMT |
Dr. Coruscation will sniff your glue now. |
Hi. Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:50:00 GMT |
Where did you put my keys? |
Hey guys and girls and boys and ladies and gentleman and ladies. And now for round three of me belching out heaping mounds of mindless syllables. Are you going to read these? I'm mean really. There is...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 19:19:00 GMT |
Will you hold my hand? No, the other one. Thats right. |
Ok. It's time for round two. Are you ready for the most important haikus ever written?
Good. Because that is what you are about to read. The most important haiku poems ever. That is what I have produc...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 19:03:00 GMT |
Grandma must weigh a lot. |
Hello ladies and gentleman of the jury. I welcome you tonight to a feast of delicious pie and pathetically arranged haiku poems that I composed whilst waiting to get off work.
Most haikus are deep
Ala...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:40:00 GMT |
