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jakE/jokeR

I distinctly heard him say Jew-You...Jew You? Not do you? JEW YOU!

About Me

New Trailer For Bram Stoker's "The Double Born"! Jake Bern CNN National News Interview (World Series 2007). The Ultimate Trailer - Actober Winner! - Director's Cut Bram Stoker's The Double Born (Trailer). www.Actober.com Finalist - The Ultimate Trailer.

Jake Bern's Five Minute Reel

Jake Bern's One Minute Reel

Jake Bern sells out in these Corporate Commercials

Jake Bern's response to FoxSearchLight Films saying, "he's too cute to play this part"...

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MySpace Layouts.. width="425" height="350" ..Juggling Fire after Day 3 of The Double Born shoot...enjoy! me selling ice cream on gilmore girls (best to have been ben and jerrys, no doubt)Oaktown 4 Life.

My Interests

working with kids

I'd like to meet:

George Bush so I could smack him in the face. the inventor of Redwood Trees in fog...

My Blog

May 31, 2008 - Double Born Update.

Just found out some exciting news from Tony Randel - "The Double Born" was selected as an opening night film for The Portland Underground Film Festival! So for all you Northwest peeps, please go and ...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:19:00 PST

May 6, 2008 - Political Work, Grass Root Style!

My good friend Kalimba Bennett, brilliant actress, artist, and political activist, e-mailed me a while back with an amazing idea - every month, Kalimba invited some friends to take $20 out of her own ...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:35:00 PST

April 24, 2008 - More Film News & Friends Doin Great Thangs!

What up, Gang!As you may know, THE DOUBLE BORN had been chosen as an official selection of the A NIGHT OF HORROR INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL in Sydney, Australia. It's quite an honor and we've gotten ...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:59:00 PST

March 18, 2008 - Back In The Big Apple!

Arrived in NYC late Sunday night. Been just resting up the last couple days before the hustle that is this town begins. Things on plate for this trip: finish locking down financing for the Oaktown f...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:22:00 PST

March 13, 2008 - Festivals Galore!

More great news from the Festival front. The Miami Underground Film Festival has accepted THE DOUBLE BORN as an official selection. We’re not quite sure what to expect but are thrilled to be a p...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:46:00 PST

February 22, 2008 - My Flick Was Nominated For 2 Awards!

What up, Gang!Fittingly so, as I watched the first lunar eclipse in decades several nights ago, I had a gut feeling that I was about to get some type of great news. That same night, I received this m...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:49:00 PST

February 7, 2008 - An Update, Long Overdue.

Only I would spend weeks annoyingly sending out self-obsessed requests for y'all and your crews to subscribe to my blog, you come through like the champions that you are, and then I proceed to not wri...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:25:00 PST

October 27 - 30, 2007 - World Series Adventure The Mini Screenplay.

Oaktown Dream Realized - The Adventures of J. & J.!by Jake Bern*Note - It is important to remember that Jake, i.e. Jacob, i.e.i.e. Jakob the Liar, has a tendency to exaggerate beyond control. Thi...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:12:00 PST

October 24, 2007 - Official National Press Release, www.Actober.com Winners Announced!

GRASS ROOTS INTERNET REVOLUTION WORKS - PROOF BELOW!Actober.com winners announced!Filmmaking trio to be honored at Game 3 of World SeriesBy Tim Ott / MLB.comIn "The Ultimate Trailer," only one man sta...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:44:00 PST

October 24, 2007 - We Goin’ to Colorado!!!!

Word up! This is the article that Major League Baseball just released regarding our winning video.  You all had an active part in this whole process, and again I thank you for your constant ...
Posted by jakE/jokeR on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:07:00 PST