Matthew

I come from the artistic, creative center of the universe known as Stockton, California. When I was three I was hit by a bus while playing in my living room and lapsed into a coma for the next seven years. Thanks to the help of the magical turtle people I was able to nurse myself back to health and aquire helpful skills such as toboggany, sewing, and aromatherapy. I was a Hollywood child actor but my career was short lived. I was the black Goonie, but apparently the studios didn't think America was ready for that concept yet so my portions were cut from the movie and back I went to Stockton. At thirteen, I began dating a 47 year old Kindergarden teacher. One of our late night patty- sessions took a horrible turn and I lost my virginity as well as a testicle but I found them both last year while in traffic. I was driving down Sunset and they pulled up next to me in an Escalade with a bangin system, wearing iced out earrings and high top Converse sneakers. I wished them well and now we just run into each other on holidays or in the produce isle of Albertsons. My music career is going alright. My group Weave Lice (cause we eat up the tracks) brings a hip-hop, gospel, deathmetal, celtic groove with a touch of the new country. You might might better know me by my moniker No Kash, and have heard our hit single Necrophilia Ophelia (or "How I spent my summer at Shakespere Camp") Or the lesser known but equally good, "You Ain't Got No Teef, But You Sho Got a Pretty Smile". I've recently started my movie career so keep a lookout for me. I was recently an extra on the Simpsons but once that dried up I've been trying to get in on the remake of The Warriors. I just want be able to bring back "Can you dig it?!"ALRIGHT FO REAL 'DO I'm easy going and laid back but somehow always on the move. Most of my time is spent grinding trying to find a way to fund, get in on, or make a new creative project. I act, do stand up and sketch comedy, perform spoken word poetry, and love everything that has to do with music. I'm amost always reading a book or two and I'm a movie fanatic. Also I love martial arts and boxing. I got the most incredible friends a mofo could ever want and always seem to run into cool peeps from around the bubble. Other than that I'm really a simple cat. A big nerd who gets to hang with cool people. A smart ass who acts like he's not really shy. Basically a simple guy with big dreams and the audacity to think that I'll actually pull it off.