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About Me

All I know is: nobody's better than anybody else, and everyone's the best at everything.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom. Yes, yours personally.

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Music:

was invented by Steve Jobs in 2001.

Movies:

The Neverending Story 3 is the greatest film ever made.
Jack Black is a revelation here, in an early role as a skinheaded high school bully Slip, gang leader of the Nasties. The special effects, while crude at points, compare favorably to the more recent Star Wars movies, and are in service to a story dealing with classic themes.
Ultimately, TNES3 is about the possibility of complete freedom for all people. This freedom exists in the realm of the imagination, which can be reached through a magic book, an obvious allegory for psychoactive drugs. The central message of the film, an important one, is that our children should be experimenting with drugs through high school, to better facilitate their ultimate psychic freedom from the oppression of the bullying masses. All things must first be created in imagination before being brought to reality, and nothing sparks the imagination like a good bong hit. In fact, I'm high right now.
Four and a half stars.

Television:

From the latin roots, tele and visio, meaning to lobotomize from a distance.

Books:

Huh??

Heroes:

Dolph Lundgren. That is all.

My Blog

Robert Anton Wilson is dead....

....and I don't feel so good myself. Waay back, when I was a 21-year-old shithead working at a bookstore in Atlanta, I accidentally came across a book called the "Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy." It looked...
Posted by Earth-man on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

Out with the old....

Back in November of 2004, I went to Ohio to get the vote out for Kerry. After THAT crushing defeat, I came back to NY and wrote a long group email to like-minded friends, noting that the torrential ra...
Posted by Earth-man on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

Worst. Subway Ride. EVAR.

Left band practice around 12 last night. got to the L train, which sat in the station for 20 minutes.Transferred to the E. Which sat in the station for 20 minutes. Got tired of waiting and walked the ...
Posted by Earth-man on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST

About those trancendent experiences I mentioned...

So there I am, standing in the Stone Circle at Gaian Mind. Its Sunday morning. Swirling light passes around and through me, gliding easily through a hundred dimensions. The dance floor pulsates, a swa...
Posted by Earth-man on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:58:00 PST

Don't use Cohen's Fashion Optical

Returned from the amazing, incredible Gaian Mind festival to a veritable shitstorm of busy-ness. Dad's in town, my band is trying desperately to finish a demo to hand in late to the Montreal Pop festi...
Posted by Earth-man on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:18:00 PST

owwww

Sifu Chris returns to teach Kung fu. I am today in much pain after yesterday's workout. Been slacking I know, but now my body knows just how much. My acupuncture session last week went very well, and ...
Posted by Earth-man on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:22:00 PST

Tech update and puzzlement

While I think my hearing may now be damaged to the point that my Coby MP3 player sounds OK to me (see entry below,) I have to give it reduced marks for durability, as its screen cannot sustain the we...
Posted by Earth-man on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST

"you get to drink..from the firehose!"

I lived out a scene from a movie yesterday morning...Awoke from a night of unsettling dreams, and clambered blearily out of bed. Managed to get dressed without waking up Luna, or happy couple Vincent ...
Posted by Earth-man on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:41:00 PST

well lah-di-dah

One of the benefits of blogging, I have discovered, is that now I can tell when I was last sick. For the first time since March 15 (birthday shout-out to O) I was laid up in bed all weekend, nursing m...
Posted by Earth-man on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:50:00 PST

Continuing in the tradition...

...of buying cheap electronic crap, in the ongoing quest to frustrate myself into a nervous breakdown, I went to J&R today and bought a quality "Coby" brand 512 meg mp3 player for the princely sum of ...
Posted by Earth-man on Wed, 10 May 2006 03:03:00 PST