None. Everything bores me tremendously.
Tailless bipedal primates between 2 and 3 meters in height, tool-using and language skills highly preferred. Or, you know, whatever.
Martin Denny, Ed Hall, Eugene Chadbourne, the lady with the violin on the subway platform. The Residents, Pere Ubu, Gogol Bordello, punk rock that's actually punk rock, Love Story in Blood Red, the Warlocks, Hell I don't know, who says I listen to music anyway?
Repo Man, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, LOTR, Altered States, Crimes of Passion, Time Bandits, the Forbidden Zone, the Punishment of Anne, Fantasy Mission Force, Allegro non Troppo
the Alice books, the Circus of Doctor Lao, Godel Escher Bach, Love & Rockets, 1984, Ulysses, Cosmic Trigger, Tales of the Beanworld, Listen Little Man!, Thus Spake Zarathustra, Flaming Carrot.