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Doorman Dave

No Spouses, No Houses. Rebel without a pause.

About Me

Hi, I'm dave.

I smoke, I drink, I take drugs, and I bathe every six weeks. I forget to logout of myspace and I also like midget porn.

My Interests

Computers, linux, security, journalism, Film, dark satire, drugs, 70's drug culture, Comics, Transmetropolitan, Political corruption, Pirates, Anarcticists, Drum circles, Guerrilla Theater, Redneck mischief, Wearing a bathrobe to work, riding trains, Drinking Forties, Killin' Landlords, Living for Free.

I'd like to meet:

Niggers, Spics, Honkys, Gringos, Chinks, Wetbacks, Negroids, Mongoloids, Porch Monkeys of all colors, Sand niggers, Towelheads, Jungle Bunnies, Kikes, Dykes, Faggots, and Wops.

Music:

Anything, period.
Specifically; Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, Jefferson Airplane/Starship, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Gorillaz, Rush, Ludacris, Outkast, Velvet Underground, Mr. Bungle, Thievery Corporation, Supertramp, Bob Dylan, KRS-One, N.W.A., Three 6 Mafia, Hank Williams Jr., Hank III, Johnny Cash, Eazy E, David Alan Coe, Motley Crue, Slayer, The Prodigy, Woody Guthrie, Sublime, The Ventures, The Beatles, The Dead Milkmen, The Zombies, The Yardbirds, Snoop Dogg, ZZ Top, And of course, Fergie.

Movies:

too many to list, I'll give you directors though;

Terry Gilliam (aka god)
Darren Aronofsky
Luc Besson
Charlie Kaufman (writer)

Television:

Your moms Closed-Circuit nastycam.

Books:

Books is fo' Burnin.

Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem, Hunter S. Thompson, Terry Gilliam.