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The Revulvas

Priestesses of Vulva

About Me

One day, when we were jamming with Satan, he went "man, that sounds good. We should be in a band." Since Satan sucks with a guitar, we made the decision to boot his ass. He's all doom and gloom anyway, and we were really sick of hearing shit like "Jesus gets to do this or that"...or "Jesus has more shit than i do." I mean, grow up! You're not the first god to experience parental favoritism. Anyway, here we are, in a band, sans Satan. We are powered by strife, amstel, and the money we collect from pimping your moms.

Kill Spree at Blackout Fest '07, video by Neilly!
More Blackout Fest footage on our YouTube page !

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Member Since: 12/19/2005
Band Members: Kari Smith- guitar, Chandra Trembly- bass, Jessica Street- drums, Cara Chatfield- vocals
Influences: We are under the influence!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

List of Female Serial Killers

Aldrete, Sara MariaAngel Makers of Nagyrev (this was a whole damn village!)Archer-Gilligan, AmyBeck, MarthaBecker, Marie AlexandrineBirnie, CatherineBrinvilliers, Marie MargueriteBrown, Debra DeniseBu...
Posted by The Revulvas on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:38:00 PST

A Valentine from the Vulvas

     Valentine claimed his first victim at birth. His own mother, who took her last last breath as he took his first. Her blood blossomed like a flower on the crisp, white hospital...
Posted by The Revulvas on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:34:00 PST

werewolf info for the athens/nelsonville area

werewolves. they are among us. i know how it sounds. i, too, was a nonbeliever. Until i saw one with my own eyes.   just reflect on this for a moment: you're walking somewhere at night when ...
Posted by The Revulvas on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:50:00 PST

the Carabar

the carabar is our beloved union away from the union, except cleaner. they were very gracious hosts to schweinhunden and the vulvas who also attended the show. they paid the guys actual money and took...
Posted by The Revulvas on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:33:00 PST