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Swanky

About Me

A Member of 40 bands over the years, Spanky aka Steven M Golub is the sluttiest band whore around. The list of bands he's been in includes:The Rhesus Monkeys, The Downside Special, Creme Flip, Rockitt Twatt and The Firemans Hoes, God and Texas, Scum and Smoke, Those Bastard Souls, The Neuro Freaks, Consumer Electronics, Gemini, Kookamonga Horseshoe, Thee Dirty Birds, and NovumP And SpankE.The Rhesus Monkeys just compiled their 1000 plus song collection in mp3 format so it twistedly fits on a DVD. Sick stuff thats sure to please all you spirited non-conformist apathist normal druggy jocky Andys out there...Spanky also produces and session saxes whenever he can. Currently hiding in Taos New Mexico, you should look for a few new Swanky movies playing around here soon, and is Now making the first "The Ace of Spades" album and rocking with Vargas aka The Bang Gang...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/01/2005
Band Website: Tralalamedia.com
Band Members: Lets See...Um...I think thers a Downside Special song still up, then ive been listening to the Gemini album, so there are a few of those up, a rhesus monkey song, two hostile human songs also...i dont know, is that 5 or six...shit now i cant remember...i dont feel like figuring it out...i think ill watch some poker on the slingbox instead/
Influences: The Bee Gees, Throbbing Gristle, Hawkwind, KraftWerk, The Gun Club, Royal Trux, Beatles, Zappa, Nick Drake, Seth Arnold's Pencil Reference, Captain Beefheart, Funkadelick, Pere Ubu, Dolomite, Th' Faith Healers, Palace Brothers, Eno Eno Eno!, PuffTube, Appalacian Death Ride, Thin LIzzy, Butthole Surfers, Sacred Rats, Booker T. and The M.G.'s, Massive Attack, Lee Scratch Perry, Reigning Sound, Joy Division, New Order, Martin Hannett, The Minutemen, The Orb, Jerry Lee Lewis, Howling Hex, Eric Dolphy, Lost Goat, Sun City Girls, Zoviet France, Nina Simone, Boner and the Pacifiers, Bluetech, Sudoku, Karen Dalton, XTC, Daniel Johnston, Prince, Ronald Shannon Jackson, James "Blood" Ulmer, and DEADWOOD is the best TV show EVER!!!! New favorite most fucked-up movie is TideLand...also, give me vashti bunyan, karen dalton...Ry fucking rocked godlike at Swan Fest (which was so fun this year)...Thick Pigeon, Sarah Silverman, Roy Harper, Dead Moon, Pussy Galore...
Sounds Like: Shit...but i like it like that...so there...
Record Label: TralalaMedia
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Yummy Scrumdillyishish

this has been a lifelong dream that has just become a reality...I just discovered that I can go to the store, and buy a pint of Coconut Sorbet, then come home with it, then get the Chocholate Syrup di...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:36:00 GMT

Inland Empire

I think if the academy awards had a catagory for Best Fucked Up Movie, David Lynch's Inland Empire should win this year...i just watched the most amazingly deranged movie, and i couldnt be happier abo...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:59:00 GMT

commercials

i see probably 25 Pizza Hut Commercials when i watch Fox late night stupid tv...if commercials are so brain altering persuasive, why have I never ever wanted a pizza hut pizza...ever...and for that ma...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 22:38:00 GMT

some pornographer has hijacked my good name!

dear anyone who gets pornography under my name, "swanky",i dont know what happened, but earlier today when i opened a messege in my inbox earlier, that message has left a porno advertisement on all my...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:53:00 GMT

bifocals!

the optomitrist said i need them,bifocals that is, but i cant wear them...they make me have a headache and then i feel all dizzy and throw-uppy if i try to drive with them...over the hill, here i cum,...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 13:00:00 GMT

razors 2

...and one more razor thought...I think they put those stupid moisterizing strips above the razor so you can only technically use the razor head once because it gets goopy and smushy, so you have to t...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 22:35:00 GMT

razors

i get so mad at razor blades with more than 2 blades...they say that you get a closer shave when the blade has FIVE? blades?...thats the biggest bunch of poo-poo...i have tried these very expensive "t...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:43:00 GMT

ice cream for blow

Well, i got my Robert Anton Wilson tarot cards...they are as follows: Ace Of Wands, Knight of Swords, Princess of Swords, and Seven of Swords... what it means is futility...is anything i do worth it a...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 13:22:00 GMT

video slurz

whoo boy is this saucy!(video)...today was a muggy soup ov a day with bad chinese food...it is fun to play music with excellent friends...i have tendonitis, which is a diagnosis different from the fre...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:39:00 GMT

today we wiped the dogs butt

fun   except why is strictly personal released in 1998's?...wha?
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 21:49:00 GMT