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Jean Pissbelius

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I used to sell crap to kids in a store. Then the store closed, the kids found better things to do, so... I quit.

I still write about music for a spotty teenager magazine and one that no one reads, and sometimes they pay me, too. But mostly not. A lot, at least.

To keep the demons at bay, I perform self-decomposed subdued defeatist trucker schlagers under a plethora of numerous guises(http://www.myspace.com/jeanmagnuswilliamramsay)

I also play bass (LOCKMAN) and guitar (THE SPOONSHINERS) in two bands. No, you've never heard of them... BUT YOU FUCKING WILL!

I think Kurt Wagner should be President of the United States.

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My Interests

music, dada, film noir, peculiar music, fatalist literature, geometric poetry, exotic flowers, penguins, grilled cheese, fur hats, cheap wine, leather boots, clever writing, cinema verité, champagne, folk dancing, dry cider, the bass guitar, rural settings, acoustic music.

I'd like to meet:

These fine woolly characters:

Music:

rok, kantri and texwillern, plues, humppa. People you should listen to: Richard Buckner, Rickie Lee Jones, Mark Kozelek, Lucinda Williams, Jason Molina, Mary Margaret O'Hara, Lyndon Morgans, Mark Eitzel, Sandy Bull, Norman and Nancy Blake, Blaze Foley, James McMurtry, Warren Zevon, Elliott Smith, Geoff Berner...

Movies:

Burt Reynolds and old movies.

Television:

I hate television, but watch it daily. News, natural catastrophes, sitcoms and bizarre cooking shows (Iron Chef).

Books:

Are You Hungry Tonight: Elvis' Favourite Recipes, The Apocrypha, William Styron "Darkness Visible: A memoir of madness", Helen Dunmore "Love of fat men", Anthony Solomon "The Noonday Demon: Anatomy of Depression", "Four Dada Suicides" Cravan, Rigaut, Torma, Vaché

Heroes:

Henry Chinaski, fat and lonely pill-poppin' Elvis, Richard Nixon, Harvey Pekar

My Blog

lambchop 20.7.2007

Eli tällaista kuultiin (levyjen järjestysnumerot suluissa): your life as a sequel (2)life's little tragedy (2)autumn's vicar (6)the daily growl (6)all smiles and mariachi (2)the new cobweb summer (6)i...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:16:00 PST

zyko

Checkoviz, Chestovikki, Chezkovic, Chezkovik, Chichkovich, Chickofiws, Chickovich, Chickowic, Chickowitc, Chicowitch, Chiskofisk, Chiskovis, Chiskoviz, Chitkowitch, Chitskowitch, Chitzkowish, Chiusywi...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:20:00 PST

this could be the last time

+ 16 astetta vittusaatana. sormet ei toimi. kylmä. kusihätä. vituttaa. nälkä. kyrpii. asematunneli. juntteja. pornofilmejä. vr. ratikat pään päällä. on niin kylmä ettei ole edes katusoittajia. kun las...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

fried eagle mind

Japanese hissing subwoofer genocide avarice mediocrity. Rectal diphtong animosity feral quadrant. Ebola funfun pettibone ulcer tangerine. Enemy lobby enema. Slowly rubicon. Aneurysm dada feline loop. ...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:39:00 PST

this is me, kids

50 thingsBody: If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. How tall are you barefoot?184 cm = 6 ft 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?no...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

earth

I blogged about this earlier, sometime in spring. I have to do it again, because this might be the most sensational piece of music ever issued. Dylan Carlson is of course known as the guy who bought C...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

marvin the starvin' autist

My score on The Personality Defect Test: **************************************     Starving Artist    (You are 14% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogan...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:37:00 PST

gigantic pygmee in lard

Pixies. Acoustic. At fucking Newport! WHY!?! I got this as a review copy, and have been trying to see the point for a long time here. To write a review of something that evades comprehension. As ...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

bob

Listening to the new Dylan. Should be cooking, shaving, cleaning, doing dishes, shopping for aged parent, dropping shopping, going to work, but... listening to the new Dylan. I love this guy. He's so ...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

totem animal malarkey

http://images.quizfarm.com/1110821551puppy.jpg">> You scored as Dog. You are the Dog. You are the most loyal of your friends and you protect them at all costs. Being what you are makes you happy and y...
Posted by Jean Pissbelius on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:01:00 PST