Lauramerri profile picture

Lauramerri

About Me

I write, write, write and write. For magazines, on the pages of my diary.

When I'm not writing, I'm watching Gilmore Girls, cooking, having a laugh and a pint with my mates or snogging my man.

Happiness is the best thing since pesto!

P.S. I just did a "spring" clean type of operation on my friends list. People who got the axe:

1) Crap bands that are only interested in befriending me 'cause I write for Rumba. I'm so not a networking person!

2) Bands that are potentially good but who I don't know. And no, I'm not going to visit your page to have a listen. I've got a life, you know.

3) People who I don't know. I don't give a shit about how many friends I've got here. It's all about keeping it real (man).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who want to smother Anastacia in napalm, obviously.

DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCES bother me with "hey u look cute wanna chat i believe in god and i liek sex !!1" type of messages or I'll shoot you. Well, not really, but send you an abusive email.

My Blog

The day I encountered the jihad

I seriously hate the Bush administration and all their allies. These guys have managed to brainwash me, though I never thought it could happen.See, when you're flying home, and changing flights, and b...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 12:50:00 GMT

Kill me please

People who claim to like hangovers have no idea what a hangover is. Period.Shakily yours,lauramerri
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:21:00 GMT

Naughtiness is nice

    I didn't go to work today. I don't think anyone noticed, either. The good thing about being a journalist is that you could always be off somewhere on a work-related assignment, runn...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:12:00 GMT

Seinfeld is bad

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Since my man loves the show, and we own seasons 1-2, I've tried. And I mean I really tried. But I just don't get it.Seinfeld himself is the most annoying person ever, not ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 13:51:00 GMT

Gotcha!

I was on telly tonight but didn't tell you! How sneaky of me! Discussing Big Brother on Big Brother Extra, Subtv. A deranged Russian lad drove me to the studio and dropped me off home just now. A ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 10:31:00 GMT

Smoke gets in your eyes

I would like to point out that I haven't even touched a cigarette in three weeks. That makes pretty much the most fabulous girl on the block. Should I watch the X-Files or head to bed with a suspicio...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 13:08:00 GMT

Me very hateful yes

Stuff I hate: travelling with cats A.W. Yrjänä's "poetry" long-distance loving MONDAY NIGHTS MONDAY NIGHTS MONDAY NIGHTS MONDAY NIGHTS Ok that's it. Class dismissed. Ta very much.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:13:00 GMT

Oops I did it for the first time!

What the fuck just happened! I think I finished my Master's Thesis. I think I rule. And my summer holiday starts today as well. Things are rather dandy!
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 03:16:00 GMT

I'm loving it!

Stuff I'm really diggin': Lily Allen sushi Lily Allen sushi
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:59:00 GMT