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Kat (a.k.a. Joanna King)

My girlfriend could beat up a shark.

About Me

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Note: I CAN NOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: If you are attempting to add me, and I don't know you personally, and we have not made flirty eye contact at a bar or something equally memorable, please drop me a line that somehow includes *WHY* I should add you. 'Cuz otherwise I won't... and I'll probably email you w/ something snide and bitchy to boot.
I wanna be a bank robber when I grow up.
Disclaimer #1: If I have recently deleted you from my friends list, it is for one of a few reasons: 1. We never knew each other in real life, you added me and then never spoke to me after the initial "Who are you?" ...and besides, I think your page is boring. 2. You and I have met in real life, but only once, and we have never spoken on myspace, ...and besides, I think your page is boring. 3. I think you're a total cunt.
Disclaimer #2: If I have recently taken you out of my Top Eight (or however many I have this week), it is probably just because I'm flaky sometimes, and eight is (despite rumors) not actually enough. It doesn't mean I don't love you, or that I love whoever has replaced you more than you. I probably just see them more often.
Other shit: I like to watch movies by myself. I make killer guacamole. I think veganism is dumb. I have nine tattoos (so far). I have an exorbitant volume of pets. I love finding people on myspace I haven't seen in at least a handful of years. I like to dance around in my underwear when I'm home alone.
These are my girls. They are the coolest and most neurotic cats in the world.
This is my mom. She died on July 6, 2006. This is what she looked like when I was little.
This is me and my dad. He's still the awesomest guy in the room.
And this is my little brother... all grown up, which is so weird.

My Interests


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cigarettes (I QUIT!!!), poetry slams, photography, Tourettes Without Regrets, cats, leopard geckos, pillows, napping, shoes, tea, hats, lions, crocodiles, pirates, Liam Lynch, Calvin & Hobbes, Tom Robbins, Francesca Lia Block, Suicide Kings, bitterness, Snowcrash, victimless crime, sunglasses, Robitussin, lasagna, bartering, www.nataliedee.com, www.toothpastefordinner.com, www.homestarrunner.com, sex, getting lost in strange cities, polaroids, roller suitcases, scarves, good wine, Tide with a touch of Downy, vintage clothing, ecstasy, enchantment, wearing mumus when I'm old and fat, gerbils, shoes, Wicked, pomegranates, monkeys, Pepto Bismol, rural Louisiana, tattoos, Rice-A-Roni, girls, olive oil, Trident chewing gum, crepes, accidental crime, PRIDE, painkillers, sunglasses, writing, cooking, water fights, swinging on swings, Dolores Park, The Lex, garage sales, karaoke, picture frames, flea markets, chocolate, useless trinket crap, my computer not being broken, farmers markets, eggo waffles with peanut butter and jelly, boobs, ...

Eating pie with friends...

I also really love cake... and Cancers... and Cancers who love cake. This was our birthday party. Cancers and cake (and tiaras!)... the perfect night.

I'd like to meet:

A woman with eyes like lasers.

I always hate it when people say "I've already met her/him!" in these things. I think it's cheesy and stupid. Except that I have. I have, and that makes me cheesy and stupid. Shitfuck.

Also: Tom Robbins. Maggie Gyllenhaal. Angelina Jolie. Ani DiFranco. Charles Bukowski. Rilo Kiley. Tom Waits. Neal Stephenson. Katherine Moennig. Jill Carroll. Gypsey Rose Lee. Jack Bauer. Tony Soprano. Dane Cook. Kevin Smith. The Justice League. And Eugene...

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Radiohead, The White Stripes, Johnny Cash, Billy Idol, Bjork, Eminem, Beatles, Tool, Eskapo, Ani DiFranco, Rancid, Flogging Molly, The Cure, Blondie, Depeche Mode, Portishead, Ozzy Osbourne, Liam Lynch, The Doors, Norah Jones, Gravy Train, Run DMC, Franz Ferdinand, Blonde Redhead, The Postal Service, Outkast, Dinosaur Jr, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Aus Rotten, Undercover S.K.A., Tori Amos, The Mars Volta, The Clash, Talking Heads, Modest Mouse, Dropkick Murphys, AC/DC, Beta Band, PJ Harvey, The Pogues, Coldplay, The Exploited, Van Morrison, Operation Ivy, Death Cab For Cutie, The Geraldine Fibbers, Rosemary Clooney, Jeff Buckley, The Shins, Rilo Kiley, Counting Crows, John Coltraine, Art Blakey, Louis Armstrong, Aerosmith, The Beatles, The Barenaked Ladies, Lords of Acid, N.E.R.D., Crimpshrine, Europe, Imogen Heap, Shane MacGowan, Matisyahu, FARCE, The Fleshies...

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Breakfast Club, So I Married and Ax Murderer, Requiem for a Dream, Magnolia, Mulholland Drive, Crybaby, Lost Boys, Memento, Princess Bride, Trainspotting, Snatch, Dogma, RENT, Chasing Amy, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Anniversary Party, Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Traffic, The Importance of Being Earnest, Before Night Falls, The Brave Little Toaster, Napoleon Dynamite, Amelie, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Gia, Steel Magnolias, I Remember Mama, Meet Me In St Louis, Anne of Green Gables, Anne of Avonlea...Also anything from the sixties that had a cast of thousands.

Television:

The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Celebrity Poker Showdown, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Law and Order, Rosanne, Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Quantum Leap, 24, Oz, Sea Lab 2021, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Queer as Folk, The L Word, Sportsnight, News Radio, Grey's Anatomy...

Books:


Tom Robbins is amazing!

Jitterbug Perfume, The Rachel Papers, Villa Incognito, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Breakfast of Champions, The Prophet, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Anything by Francesca Lia Block, The Rules of Attraction, Snowcrash, Dykes to Watch out For, Wicked, Mirror Mirror...

Heroes:

First and foremost, my parents...

My amazing girlfriend, Erica...

Catwoman, Y.T., Ani DiFranco, Katharine Hepburn, Andrea Gibson, Daphne Gottlieb, Rachel McKibbens, Michelle Tea, Weetzie Bat, and any number of strong beautiful women...

and Miss Kittie Face, who gets stuck in things like the fuckin' cord to the shades...

and Jazz, who is a Champeen Minkey Wrestler...

The French Red Cross (this is only part of the team that I worked with in Louisiana)...

especially Olivier, who was just in Darfur for like, six months...

but more than anyone else, this guy right here!

My Blog

When I was in high school, "randomness" was my password.

-Watched "Stranger Than Fiction" last night.  So damn good.  I know none of you agreed with me about Lady In The Water, which for the life of me I can't understand, but anyone who has ever t...
Posted by Kat on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:47:00 PST

Hey!

Did you?
Posted by Kat on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST

LADIES!!!

In 2004, 20 million unmarried women didn't vote!What the hell?Please for the love of whatever it is that you love, vote.  I don't care who you are, what party you represent, who you vote for, wha...
Posted by Kat on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

Lovely.

Angel wingslook like shoulder blades.I marvelat your abilityto conceal yourselfin the mundane- Molly Meacham
Posted by Kat on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:50:00 PST

GIVE BLOOD!!!

*Disclaimer from Kat: I am not allowed to give blood due to low blood iron levels and too many tattoos.  If I could, I would be all over this one.*The nation's blood banks, represented by the Ame...
Posted by Kat on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST

Bodega Bay and panic attacks

We went to Bodega Bay today. Jon had the day off. We had a great time. We sat on the beach in the fog and ate sandwiches. Then on the way back to the car we got in some silly argument and stopped ...
Posted by Kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Someday I will write a book

You will be in it. You will be it. I will write a book about you. I've already started. I know you know this. The book of us will be so amazing that everyone will read it. It will become require...
Posted by Kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insomnia

I'm glad you said it first. When I'm not with you, I feel like shit. When I'm not with you, I can't sleep. I'm lonely, and tired, and I want to curl up inside your hug, but I can't... 'cuz I ha...
Posted by Kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quitting smoking... sort of

So I've now officially gone 3 days w/out a cigarette. This is horrible. I really want to quit this time though, so hopefully it'll work. The hardest part will be getting through the next 14 hours. ...
Posted by Kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Painting again

So I finally broke down and started painting again, which is so awesome. Bought a couple of canvases and paints, as well as a table easel. Good shit. Went out to dinner w/ my dad last night. Was o...
Posted by Kat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST