the lifelong journey of becoming a crazy cat lady, cheese plates, good noises (like clanky belt buckles and stirring ice with a straw), tattoos and the eternal quest for more of them, poetry that isn't lame, fu-fu drinks involving quality vodka, wine tasting and wine discoveries (specifcally: mourvedre), buying marijuana at the legal-marijuana store, licentious text messages, controlling the piercing addiction, things that remind me of childhood (like apple-grape juice and the smell of hyacinths), coffee, dancing when i have the energy for it, cooking and baking when i have the time (never, lately), diy clothing redesign, drinking wine out of the bottle, vacuuming (i used to be way better at it), pushing the boundaries of really spicy food (i've hung w/raw habeneros and survived), fruit, expensive eye makeup and elaborate eyeshadow creations, braiding/dreading/straightening/dying/extending my goddamn hair incessantly, and the color blue. i really, really, really love blue.
where does the missing piece go, if you're whole?
tori amos, billie holiday, ella fitzgerald, tracy chapman, roberta flack, eartha kitt, alix olson, fiona apple, rilo kiley, erykah badu, cyndi lauper, sinead o'connor, sarah brightman, louis armstrong, shakira, john lee hooker, muddy waters, ani difranco, tegan & sara, spearhead, sean paul, aqua, zap mama, nellie mckay, angie stone. also musicals, ragtime, reggaeton, classical, other classic jazz, bollywood, french pop, easy listening/soft rock songs of the late 70s to which i still know the lyrics, cheesy 80s dancepop, middle eastern dance.
ma vie en rose, kissing jessica stein, requiem for a dream, up the sandbox, an american in paris (leslie caron is too cute), chicago, carrie, stop the world i want to get off, alice in wonderland, dangerous lives of altar boys, annie, bellyfruit, hair, party monster, playing by heart, valley of the dolls, may, the butterfly effect.
dark shadows, pbs cooking (specifically my main man jacques pepin), starved, will and grace, ned and stacey, crank yankers, south park, cybill. and 70's/80's nostalgia - the facts of life, smurfs, strawberry shortcake, three's company, all in the family, brady bunch.
the edible woman by margaret awtood, song of solomon by toni morrison, once is not enough by jacqueline susann, good bones and simple murders by margaret
atwood, and everything else she ever wrote. also childhood nostalgia (i'm obviously big on nostalgia), including shel silverstein, judy blume, roald dahl, lois lowry, et al.
by graphic poetry
ariane loves labels
Status:
thoroughly uninterested, please don't try
Here for:
a lack of being there
Orientation:
far gayer than i look
Hometown:
home is where the cat meows
Body Type:
quite typed upon
Ethnicity:
if you're vaguely ethnic looking, you'll think i am whatever you are... but i'm not
Religion:
instinct. growth. love. healing.
Sign:
"kids at play" is eternally at war with "men at work"
Smoke / Drink:
purple pot / good vodka and wine
Children:
cats not kids; stop: accidents cause people; thank you for not breeding
Education:
creative writing degrees don't count for poop, listen to your parents and study something useful!
Occupation:
ok, i give in... skinny bitch
Income:
paid in $$ and free high-end raw fish
people who put up minimal info and photos on their myspace pages. that is self-control beyond what i could dream of exercising.