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Zac

Don't know if you've heard of me, I'm kind of a big deal...

About Me

I shoot pool, I snowboard, I work hard, I play hard. I'm clever. I'm shy if I don't know you, an ass if I don't like you, and the greatest person ever if you're my friend. As pessimistic as this sounds, I'm actually an awesome, super-sweet, handsome man. I will say this - You are very lucky to have met me.I am 66% White Trash.
.. I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to the other side (for the most part). My white trash traits sneak out occasionally, such as participation in bowling, darts, pool, or other sports during which alcohol is consumed by competitors as well as spectators. Also evidenced by unruly behavior in public, lack of ambition, and sexual promiscuity. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom ..

My Interests

Shooting pool, shuffle board, staying up late, working out, making out, talking, breathing, biking, snowboarding, skateboarding, video games, calling people by their nicknames, making up new nicknames, being bored, writing this interest list, people-watching, saying "no" to people asking for change, music (listening, not playing), fidgetting, writing stories, being right all the time, repeating myself, repeating myself, singing in the shower, other things in the shower, hot tubs, movies with Sandee and Matty and Courtney and friends, the beach, the High Life, Beer Die, Beer Pong, Beirut, Flip the Cup, Asshole, King's, Simon Says, throwing rocks, competitive sports, winning.

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting new people but I have enough friends.

Music:

Stephen Lynch, Flogging Molly, the Pogues, Rise Against, Corrosion of Conformity, Billy Talent, Goldfinger, Hippie Grenade, old Unwritten Law, Reel Big Fish, Bad Religion, Coco Montoya, Great Big Sea, HIM, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, Lagwagon, Mad Caddies, No Fun at All, No Use for a Name, the Pixies, Ashley MacIsaac, the Expendables, the D, Avenged Sevenfold, Kirsty MacColl, Rage Against the Machine, Less Than Jake, the Young Dubliners, Clancy Bros, Millencolin, afi.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Poolhall Junkies, Batman 2 & Batman Begins, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Brick, Office Space, Top Gun, Gladiator, There's Something About McConkey, Hot Dog. . .the Movie, The Big Hit, Bound, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Deadman on Campus, Better Off Dead. . ., Say Anything, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Usual Suspects, Army of Darkness, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, LA Confidential, Confidence, Identity, Superman, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Bubba Ho-Tep, Euro Trip, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Rundown, 40 Year Old Virgin, more

Television:

Baseball, History Channel, Law and Order. Other than that, ya'll should go outside!

Books:

Zen Mind, Beginner's Mind, Hesse's Siddhartha, Jeff Noon's Vurt, Clive Cussler books.
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Heroes:

My parents, Superman, and Cal Ripken, Jr.

My Blog

Gotta Love Craigslist

To the guy who crapped in my parking stall last night.... Date: 2006-09-28, 12:22PM PDT I'm tempted to start out by saying "You know who you are," but perhaps you don't. Maybe you're thinking to y...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

Futility

Ever feel like you're being asked to paddle upstream, and all you're given is two plastic forks to paddle with?    
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

A's Playoffs

So the A's are in the playoffs.Not hugely surprising, considering the defense and pitching that Billy Beane has brought in and the clutch hitting of Swisher and Frank the Tank.  This is a differe...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

How can I complain?

I just found out I have "subscribers," which is weird, but makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.  I'll update ya'll on my life -WorkOkay, that was quick.Really though - last night - Beer pong,...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:14:00 PST

Irish Day

I understand some of the history surrounding St Patrick's Day, I understand the culture and the reasoning behind why we do what we do.  For me though, it's an excuse to get smashed with some of t...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:46:00 PST

Okay, I need to be serious for a moment. . .

Who would win in a fight, ninjas or pirates?  I mean, this is something that has had me conflicted for years. . .Pirates are badass, and they'll pillage and burn your town.  They'll take the...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 03:37:00 PST

I'm the goddamn bomb, baby

Take the quiz: What Kind Of Weapon Are you?Nuclear BombYou're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and compl...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 07:12:00 PST

Um, I'm a Freaky Kisser

You're a Freaky Kisser When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no sa...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 05:09:00 PST

This took me fooooorrrrrreeeevvvvveerr, ya'll better read it

This took me damn near a week.  If you want to know about me, go for. 001. What is your name?  Zac 002. Spell your name backwards. Caz 003. Date of birth: 11.04.1980 004. Male or female? Ma...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:51:00 PST

This is Still Going?!?!?!?!@.$%^&*()!!

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~ 272. Virgins: Thanks for nothing 273. God: Stop taking my friends, and my opinion might get better 275. Reality TV: Go outside, dumb asses 276. J.Lo: Overrated...
Posted by Zac Danger Sutton on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 02:53:00 PST