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Meta Effin Griffin!

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About Me

"life without meta would be like life without peanut butter...nothin but bread and jelly... "
I do not eat blue food.
I love things that smell like Christmas.
I dislike tying my shoes.
I am a fan of dry humor.
I believe in kicking the habbit.
I'm a tough cookie.
If you pronounce the double "L" in guillotine, consider yourself dead to me.
I'm a hand holder.
Small children make me nervous.
I like going out to dinner by myself.
I am completely incapable of taking myself seriously.
I probably can't take you seriously either.
I enjoy having things in alphabetical order.
I can spend an entire day in a used book store.
I'm a piscitarian.
I don't care much for summer afternoons.
I am afraid of jell-o.
I hate the feeling of the sun on my skin.
I read true crime before bed.
I like sappy french flicks on rainy afternoons.
I am just as quickly and easily enamored by something as I am bored with it.
I am an obsessive planner.
I find floral print offensive.
I like my feet.
I cant spell to save my life.
I like tattoo's.
I enjoy efficency.
My mind is always somewhere else, but I know just where my heart is.
I like dancing after a few drinks.
I love people who want to show me new things
I am an expert power napper.
I think bumper stickers encourage tailgating.
I am a constant art project.
I like me.

My Interests

music
film
cooking
crafting
Ian
my dog, Eddie
making things grow
rainy days
walks to nowhere
records
reading
scarfs
art
silliness

I'd like to meet:

Conner Oberst. I plan to steal his wallet, and profit from his sadness.

Someone who played Solar Quest as a child.

Someone who will build me a sandcastle.

Music:

"Yeah, nothin' else matters when I turn it up loud..."

Movies:

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling! There are rules!"

Television:

Law and Order.

Books:

I will read the shit out of everything!

Heroes:

we ARE heroes.

My Blog

breathing room

after what feels like the busiest month of my life, i have a whole day off to myself. i think i'll start (i know, i know, at noon) it with a blog. finals are over. i now understand why college student...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:08:00 PST

quick

this month has been wayyyyyyyy too busy. at some point, when i have five minutes to type, i'll write a real blog about everything i've been up to. but for now...jess&josh's wedding was beautifultr...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:45:00 PST

if youre interested in crafting, pyrotechnics or robots...

then check this out!http://www.makerfaire.com/sadly its in san mateo (bleck) but im pretty sure its going to be well worth the drivelet the dork fest begin!
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:43:00 PST

because i could use the feedback

so i guess i should put the great public forum i have here to good use. according to my blog counter, 124 people have been bored enough to concern themselves with what i have to say this week, and it'...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

dear dodos -

when i see you in june, you need to play a longer set, because stuffing so much awesome into such a short amount of time just doesn't do it for me. see you then.ps: the final count was 39 blog views t...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST

woah

i've gotten 20 blog views in the last four hours. i had no idea that anything i said was that interesting...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:04:00 PST

wish me luck

i have just committed to an 8am math class during summer term. given my penchant for sleeping until 11am obviously this was not my first choice, but it was the only time that the class i need is offe...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:35:00 PST

deserving of a blog

the brand of dryer sheet i buy has a warning label on the side. this morning i realized that i had never read it. i now wish i hadn't. warning: avoid direct contact with fabrics. yeah. in other news: ...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:45:00 PST

an open letter to my word processor -

dear Microsoft open office:i understand that life as a word processor must be difficult. and boring. and you must have very little desire to work properly. but the fact that you are broken is unaccept...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

can you put a "go green" bumper sticker on the back of a luxury car and mean it?

i observed this while walking the dog and it got me thinking.oh yeah, by the way, i got a dog. actually a lot has happened in the past few months. i started classes at Berkeley city college in January...
Posted by Meta Effin Griffin! on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:18:00 PST