7 Things about me |
1. I have been married twice, first time for 15 years, this time almost 10 years. This is it for me.. no more lol!
2. I have 2 brothers and 4 sisters, a son (28), twin daughters (24) and a...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST |
Funny one liners haha |
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left sid...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST |
Hormone Guide lol! |
Women will understand this and the men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST |
Things my Mother taught me :) |
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You ...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:38:00 PST |
SmartAss Answers hahaha |
SMART ASS ANSWER #6It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front."What are my choices?" John asked."Yes or no," sh...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Husband in Walmart ROFLMAO! |
Mr. And Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fe...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST |
WHY, WHY, WHY?!?!?! |
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone beli...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST |
Surrogate Father? |
The Browns were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Brown kissed his wife an...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST |
OK.. try this.. you can't do it! |
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST |
Here's your sign????? |
The Purina Diet I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse...
Posted by I Love Country Music (Buttercup) on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST |
