Quack. I'm all about road trips, deserts, forests, mountains, anywhere... Vegass, Texass, Memphass... doesn't matter, lets go. It's not just the destination, its the adventure...and what's playin on the stereo. If you're ridin with me, you have to play air guitar, or air bass, air drums.. air fiddle, air anything.. at the very least, hold the steering wheel while I'm doin the drum solo...I like to sing along and I sing out of key. I don't know any better and I don't really care. I want to one day be able to sing "I've Been Everywhere, Man", and not just remember all the words, cities, but have actually been everywhere, man. I like to drive and I like to drive faster than everyone else, with the stereo too loud for any kind of conversation. Hot Rods, fast cars, old cars, y'know, back when they were made out of metal. By the way, I have a 75 Buick LeSabre convertible for sale if you want one. I like sushi. I eat it every day. and sake. Rye Whiskey. Steak. I love to eat and I love to drink. When I like something, I fixate. I don't eat one cookie, I eat the whole box. I love to cook, but only if there's company. I'm affectionate, loyal, passionate, yet controlled (most of the time). I can be irritating, but I'll grow on you. I hate sleeping alone. I like to shower many times a day. It's a new obsession
Nothing in life surprises me anymore, except maybe death. The way to my heart is through my stomache, not your crotch, but I'm a sucker for tight pants, tight skirts, tight shirts, leather, vinyl, lace, and especially lycra, anything pink, things that jiggle, sexy smiles, uh....I'll stop
Dislikes: melodrama, radio rock, body hair, septum piercings, fecal matter, dogs, crowds, children, public washrooms, ice in my cocktails, straws in my cocktails, spilling food on myself, repeating myself more than once, people who don't listen, people without anything to say, people with too much to say, liars, thieves, beggars, moochers, users
Goals in life: My main goal each day is to avoid spilling food on myself. I feel I've accomplished something if I can wear a suit two days in a row. One day I will be a pro wrestler. I hope to retire to a farm with horses by age 30. good luck eh?
Take the quiz: "Find out what horse breed you really are"
Friesian
You are a Friesian! Lovable, proud, and a easy temperament
